Jizz

So...this is what my girlfriend's weather forecast said this morning. Not photoshopped.

funny

r/wtf said this belonged here. So I give you my finger that got caught in a door yesterday. This pic was from today.

Shatter

Someone said this in a thread so I made this. (Manga Spoilers)

Naruto

Husband said this was his favorite

gonewildcurvy, areolas

During this whole conversation Vilja was glitching out of control. First, she lost her armor. Next, she blew her horn for her horse. Finally, she started bobbing up and down into the floor board. Then Wilbert said this...

skyrim

Said this to a girl last night. Possibly NSFW

funny

As soon as Korra said this, this was all I could think about.

TheLastAirbender

Honestly, the only reason I am submitting this is because of the accidental cool lighting. That said, this is my dick. Not massive, but I am very happy with it.

penis

This guy said this is his girl. Everyone believed him

cringepics

Allie Brosh said this was her favorite Alot and her "crowning achievement". This is the card I made for my husband for our first Valentine's [NSFW]

funny

Dealer said this was all he had, and said it was 2g. Paid $40 for it, is this the real deal?

TreesAppraisal

He said this about halfway through the episode. Had to make this.

mindcrack

This dickhead came up on my newsfeed, the caption said "this man injected 5 joints".

funny

Said This To My Boyfriend Tonight After He Fingered My Butt

AdviceAnimals

She said this is her favorite sub so I figured I'd leave this here.

ladybonersgw

This guy said this about my 16 month old daughter.

disgusting

Said this to me last night

cuckoldcaptions

When Kai said this line, this is immediately what I thought of

TheLastAirbender

This screenshot was posted by a Journalist from Open Magazine. Said this guy went from complimenting her writing to asking what colour her panties are in 3 messages, on Facebook.

india

Responded to a noise complaint about a couple arguing. While I was there this guy [11] said this to his wife. (This is my new favorite argument weapon)

AdviceAnimals

Reddit, meet my roommate... She said this after she woke up hungover from a big drunk night out and smelled her hand while drinking the coffee I gave her....(yep she's single!)

AdviceAnimals, topofreddit

After playing AAA games made this year I think when QA time came the publishing executives said this.

AdviceAnimals

Someone actually said this at work today.

AdviceAnimals

My friend's dentist said this was the longest tooth he'd ever seen, and that he might be a werewolf.

pics

Someone said this was small in a PM reply (wasn't this pic) so I figured this sub could get the full uncut thing

mangonewild

Someone said this belonged here...do you want more like this?

ass

Someone typed this and said, "This is the first impression I'd like to make to someone online." Reason number three I hate going back to my hometown.

lolgrindr

Like my (f)antastic ass? He said this pic reminds him of when jaws sneaks up on someone in a (m)ovie. I admit, he did make me scream quite a bit after this ;)

GWCouples

Can't believe Tuchel said this about our chances this season from here on out!

bvbcirclejerk

They said this crap would get me laid.

ImGoingToHellForThis

I like taking nudes to tease my husband while he's at work, he said this one is too good not to share ;x [f]

gonewild

I really didn't like this guy, until he said this.

thewalkingdead

Wife sent me this whilst tinkering with her new phone. She said this got her excited

ChurchOfTheBBC

My Career Service advisor in class said this. Thank to this sub i knee jerked with a response.. out loud

ImGoingToHellForThis

Someone in this sub said this girl is not busty enough to be here. I say you are wrong sir.

BustyPetite

Truuuuu (r/funny said this was porn....)

NSFWFunny, TopSexyPosts

Snapchat said this is Reddit worthy

squadunknown, ass, JustTheTop, TopDownThong, theratio

My dirty professor said this is the only way to make the grade. Think I'll pass this dick sucking class? (m)(f)

gonewild

Reverse image search said this was Eva Lovia but I can't find the scene. Anyone know where this is?

pornID

My last girl said this was too small(6.6in). Would this work for you? Be honest i can take it

penis

Someone said this belonged here. [F]irst post on this sub! What do y’all think? ;)

ghostnipples

someone said this sub deserves to see this masterpiece [oc] ☺️

rearpussy

shes said this is the reason shes been looking for bulls for the past month... made me post this

BBCSluts

My BF said this pic is too good not to share with you all [OC] Hope you like my 42yr old ass ?

wifesharing, bestofwives

My friend said this was a good picture, I didn't think so at first.

bois

A man at work told me to take this picture and said this is the reason why I deserve what I get. Why do men want to grab and grope? Is that all a girl is good for?

Misogynyfetish

I thought he was joking when he said this is my new work uniform. I can’t go out like this can I?

Misogynyfetish

She said this... She really said this to me

sph, sphcaptions

Messing around with my friend, when he said this. It always pisses me off when he says shit like this because it's just fuckin gross ?‍♂️

badwomensanatomy

Does anyone now what this drugs is. I was trying to buy x and the girl said this was the closets she has. Called it "gas" I think

Drugs

My friend said this she likes this picture

altgonewild

Watch out for this guy, he's posting a lot of different places. Once he said this I knew he was a scammer but watch out, because he'll waste your time first.?

Sexsells

Is this doctor trolling or do you think someone said this to him?

circumsexual

Daddy got me this toy awhile back and said this is one of his favorite pictures of my pussy!

GodPussy

My ex always said this was too slutty for dinner, would you take me out wearing this?

slutwife

Any doujin similar to this where the mom/daughter etc said this?

IncestDoujinshi

Any doujin similar to this where the mom/daughter etc said this?

IncestDoujinshi, IncestComics

And [f]or the even fewer amount of redditors that will see this: y'all said this would help me sleep, but now I want to play even more!

gonewild

Some of you said this is better with cum...and I agree

Frotting, u_xyzporn, biBangladeshi

This collage I made called Abre Los Ojos has been called “disturbing” and one commenter said “this gives me high anxiety”. ?

trypophobia