Jizz

"and the sun poured in like butterscotch and stuck to all my senses, oh won't you stay, we'll put on the day, and we'll talk in present tenses..." [f]

gonewild

In the present tense, I(m) an intense soldier in a tent.

ladybonersgw

The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

GoneWildSmiles

[F] The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!

asstastic