Jizz

[M]y girlfriend left me because my "pencil dick" - how thick should a penis be before it isn't a joke?

gonewild

First submission: I am Asian. I don't have a small penis. inb Asian penis jokes.

gonewild, penis

There was this place I used to work at as an art director. Sometimes I would pitch an idea involving a penis with the word "POWER" tattooed on it. It became a running joke. The day before leaving for another job I was blindfolded and guided to the roof to

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My buddy is a guitarist, I jokingly told him he should get a guitar shaped like a penis, a quick Google search yielded this (nsfw)

pics

I'd make a penis joke here, but it's just too hard. Technically [NSFW]

Minecraft

What my cock looks like every time I get high haha no joke the same every time!

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As a joke to our friend Scott, my friend made this penis shaped Dalek birthday cake... I have weird friends... [NSFW]

doctorwho

A joke with my friend got out of hand... now I have a crochet penis shop

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As a 5' 8'' Asian, I wish I could whip my dick out when people joke about me having a small penis.

MassiveCock

I'm sure there's a penis joke here some where.

funny

funny joke: someone tried to stop [m]y cumshot

gonewild, penis

Is it too early to start making stuffing the turkey jokes?

penis

(NSFW) I had some dough I needed to use up, so uh, let the tiny penis jokes commence.

Baking

Completely random erection. No joke, I was literally watching sports center.

penis

Tonite was the first time it ever got called perfect. I thought she was joking at first

penis

[Obligatory joke] Do I fit in here? Feel free to PM :)

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My friends in massage school. Thought she was joking when she said she needed a penis to practice on. Fun night!

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i would tell you a joke about my cock but it's too long✌️

MassiveCock, penis

My girlfriend told me I should put this here as a joke so here it is

penis

Super bored. PM me for a lame joke and good conversation(;

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Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is hard, so is my penis. [PM bad jokes/dirty stuff?]

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It looks like a penis, it's make of wood, there is a joke there somewhere.

NSFWFunny

Hello! Thanks for looking, feel free to sign the guest book or send a filthy pm or a witty joke.

penis

So vascular it makes Stewie jealous (10 yr old joke alert)

MassiveCock, penis

Penis joke do not click NSFW

shittyadviceanimals

Insert joke about stuffing here

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I'd tell a penis joke but I don't want to come off as cocky

gonewild

I don't have a penis joke [M] just mine though.

gonewild

There is probably a penis size joke here somewhere.

IShouldBuyABoat

There's a master sword joke hidden somewhere here :)

penis

It's just a joke xD

penis

31(M) [Insert rocket joke] ?

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106° is no joke

penis

Thankfully, this ln(mine) doesn't grow slowly [S/O to the math nerds who get this ridiculous joke]

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(M)ost of the mass in trees comes from the air, *not* the soil. Feel free to make your own wood joke

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Took this when hungover on Sunday. Only pounding that was happening that morning was my head (haha, make a penis joke) ?

Altdudesgonewild

Insert “stuffing” joke here

penis

There's this movie called Fighting with My Family about a family of wrasslers trying to make it big or whatever. It features a running joke about the penis of the gentleman seen here exposing itself in the ring, and female family members laughing at it.

SmallDickHumiliation

Penis. That's the joke.

boomerhentai

Nature's little joke. High sex drive, small penis.

smallpenis

Don't have the energy to make a cliche quarantine joke just come fuck me already [dm open]

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You've heard all the jokes already

penis, cock, MassiveCock

Me and My BF Watch Porn Together He Jokes Around That I Would Be Chosen For BBC Porn haha And Im Black Guys Type. He also Says im built for Big cocks since I can't take a Penis Sleeve which is 8 Inches without bottoming (he says thats impressive)...

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The angle makes my dick look like a "point" particle (silly joke for my fellow science nerds)

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Spinner: A petite woman. Denoted as a joke, whereby the petite woman is so thin she is able to be mounted and spun in a circle on an erect penis.

TinyTits

Wanna hear a joke about (m) y penis? Don't worry, it's not very long...

GWAustralia

Joke penis Aerith Gainsborough (snickerz) [Final Fantasy]

rule34, FutanariPegging

hit me with your best april fools joke about my cock

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PSA [Joke] [penis expansion] [confidence boost]

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