Jizz

Oh hey, is that an iPad 2? Is it worth upgrading or should I just wait for the next one? (NSFW)

pics

Made a snowman during the storm (WI)...today the buttons and stuff had fallen off from melting...saw the carrot was missing so I kicked the snow around...oh there it is...wait...that is NOT a carrot... [nsfw]

funny

I believe it is your move, UPS, oh wait..

funny

Wait... Is that a... Oh it's not, thank God! Slightly NSFW.

funny

No, your penis is fine the way it is- oh, wait.

4chan

Wait why is it furry!? Oh... -_-

funny

Okay, let's rate this episo-- oh wait, it is already been rated!

mylittlepony

That's no moon. It's a… oh wait it is...

curvy

I have a big job interview. I need a tie that is lighter in color...not too loud...*scanning rack* "oh, that would work. Wait....wait...no....it cant be..."

funny, bigdickproblems

[Just barely NSFW] "Hmm... Is that?... Oh wait... Yes! Yes it is!" *Swipes right*

Tinder

This could be us, but you're playin-... oh, wait... it is us ;P [m/f]

gonewildcouples, wifesharing

Thats no [m]oon! Oh wait, yes it is.

manass

I always lose my fucking chapstick, oh wait there it is

MassiveCock

End of the workday, you know what time it is: (f)appy hour!....... Oh hey also I'm still waiting for verification!

gonewild

We need to support Jesse. Someone making money off of a Patreon with your name on it is definately not cool... Oh wait.

MadcastMedia

This shirt is work-appropriate, right? It's not like my tits are bursting out. Oh wait..,

NakedCurvySluts

Oh yes it is. But it is fine. There are so many beautiful, perfect twink pussies waiting for you to explore them. GOON YOURSELF GAY! Enjoy the full repertoire of porn!

GayGOONED, u_sissyashleysosbe

"oh my.. wait found it finally and camera is set.." Antony couldn't wait to show the world the new Jessica Nigri.. "Onlyfans here i come!"

bodyswap

is it getting hot in here or....oh wait it's just the sunlight nvm!

gonewild

It's halloween and her costume is a BBC Lover!! Oh... wait... she already is a BBC Lover ;)

Hentai_Interracial

it’s Black Friday and my bra is 100% off! oh wait, it’s like that year-round ?

TinyTits

It's my fantasy world, you're all just cuming in it!?? Or, wait... is it the other way around? ? oh yeah, it's YOUR fantasy and I'm cuming in it! Check my bio links for customs ? ?

u_Emberseffy, horny, Phatasswhitegirls, SexyForSale, AmateurPornPromo, RealCute

If W/we were married would you let Me fuck you? Oh wait, I’m Female thus you would legally be My property. Snap and point with no eye contact needed, and you’d be ON IT. Admit it. My squirting strapon is HOT.

GoddessMyaKulpa, femdomgonewild, girlswearingstrapons, Straponpov

[OC] A man walks into a train at night. The only other passenger is a very beautiful woman, and the man finds it very exciting when she sits next to him and- oh wait, are those tentacles?

gentlefemdom, Mentacles, Teratophiliacs

I suck cock like it's my job. ? Oh wait, it is my job! ?

needysluts

Making a beta Palestinian realize there’s only one country here... Israel ?... oh sorry... ?... wait that’s not it... ? there Israel is.

PoliticalFaithPlay