Jizz

Not sure where this belongs, but my friend drew a picture of Jesus masturbating over the bible. (nsfw-ish)

atheism

I'm not sure wtf jesus is doing there

Boobies

Jesus' Ballsack, Alexacastro. Not man enough to show your face, huh? Here's some Dr. Juarez boobies FIXED! [nsfw]

TheHub

You do not mess with the Jesus Pony!

mylittlepony

I'm not usually a religious man, but Sweet Jesus!

Hotchickswithtattoos

it must be Jesus not santa -.-

quote

At least he's not dressed like Jesus.

funny

not mine but .. JESUS FUCK

penis

These still make me laugh. "Jesus, for the last time, we're not eating the dog." [NSFW]

funny

Sheep Uterine prolapse with a Pareidolia Jesus! PROOF OF GOD! -not- (x-post from r/nsfw_wtf) (NSFW)

atheism, nsfw_wtf

Googled "Jesus Tits" and was not disappointed (NSFW)

pics

Jesus tee!!! NOT IN THE HOUSE

ca_chat

Looks like Jesus is getting a blowjob! (fb screenshot) [not nsfw]

atheism

Jesus is not amused... [NSFW]

funny

Not NSFW but Jesus, this guy must destroy her in the bed...

sex

Not NSFW but Jesus, this guy must destroy her in the bed.

sex

Jesus, Im counting on u to keep ur promise not 2 share these pics with ne1

ChristianGirls, RealGirls

jesus.. why not? come on.. NSFW

funny, WTF

[50/50] Jesus as Nick Cage | Nick Cage as Jesus (not-NSFW)

FiftyFifty

Not mine, but jesus christ.

asstastic

[NSFW] Jesus Christ, Tunnel Snakes. Remind me not to Google for that again...

Fallout

Keep those shoulders back honey, Jesus does NOT approve of slumpy shoulders causing saggy tits

ChristianGirls

Jesus, it's not *toxic waste* you know

CumHaters

[50/50] Jesus vs. The Devil | Chuck Norris vs. Darth Maul (Not-NSFW)

FiftyFifty

Torture: it's not just for Jesus anymore.

exmormon

Its not every day that you see a photo of Jesus showing off his slaves to Kim Jong Un...

funny

Was pretty disappointed when I found out this was about worshipping Jesus, and not cock

Sissies

Jesus Christ Relobo not in public... NSFW

2007scape

Not quite a 'jesus' shaped carrot, but still interesting. (no banana but caloric equivalent for scale)

pics

I'm not even Christian but Jesus Christ...

nsfw

Spotted on campus. Not sure how Jesus would feel about it.

pics

(NSFW) If you can't handle me at silly, you don't deserve me at not silly. #realpeople updank for naked boobs or downdank if you are a feminist. Ignore if you love Jesus.

circlejerk

My little decided my calling it 'Zombie cat jesus' did not make it festive enough to wear for Xmas without an additional touch of her own

littlespace

Here, have some Blasphemy: The not-so-Virgin-anymore Mary riding her son, Jesus Christ (extro) [Christianity]

rule34

The Lord Jesus once promised us, “whoever believes in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.” How will God fulfill this word?

christiananarchism

Sweet Baby Jesus that is not appropriate

ImGoingToHellForThis

Oh jesus, not a chance....

ImGoingToHellForThis

We took this pic along with a bunch more while on a cruise. After looking through them we found this one. I'm not one of those "I found jesus in a piece of bread" people but wow this looks like a face.

natureismetal

Searched "Jesus Fucking Christ" on Google, not disappointed by the advertisement

ImGoingToHellForThis

An Easter gift...(not sure Jesus would approve)

gonewild, peegonewild

An Easter gift (not sure Jesus would approve though)

gonewild

It's not a gif, but my lawd Jesus - she's something :O

nsfw_gifs

That's not Jesus..... NSFW

funny

Not Safe For Life: Jesus Christ, MC! You deserve to be kink bulli'd

DDLC

I mean, I'm not saying that I'm literally Jesus, but...

MarmiteBadgerGoneWild

Jesus, I would not be able to restrain myself if I was in a room with Alyssa Milano

JerkOffToCelebs

Not many know this, but Jesus was a kinky slut.

goingtohellforthis

Drag Queen Jesus is not amused by your faggotry.

goingtohellforthis

Jesus not fucking Christ

ImGoingToHellForThis

not sure if this belongs here but Jesus Christ...

ImGoingToHellForThis

Whatcha looking for, ain't nobody gonna help you out there, Jesus could come through that door, he's not going to help you!

womenintrouble

Not sure about Buddha, but I'm pretty sure that Jesus would frown on what sis has gotten me into.

DirtyFamilyPhotos

Jesus loves me this I know. For I have not yet been stoned.

JustJump

It's not looking good for poor Jesus there

nunsploitation

Jesus is not amused

u_bibbs92

Jesus Christ, a pic with two people where it takes two seconds to figure out their legs have been shopped out is not cursed, what are you all, 6 years old? Now THIS image is cursed. Please save this sub, it used to be good.

Cursed_Images

Another ad from my Instagram feed. Jesus Christ, who actually BUYS "worn" lingerie? The very idea makes me ill to consider. (And do not go looking for this person. That is brigading and/or harassment and you will be banned.)

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

Oh not again Jesus

worldpolitics

never thought itd come to this but since im being harassed and called a catfish, heres a pic of me getting ready for bed with a metal straw (no spoon handy lol, its late). i didnt scam anyone out of their money and im not a catfish. jesus christ.

u_shm0ped

Need more cum on these babies...Jesus would definitely not approve

cumsluts