Jizz

so elegantly beautiful... why, oh why could i have not been born spongebob squarepants and live in bikini bottom?

bikinis

It's times like this when I most regret not being born into a upper middle class family that could get me into a fraternity.

RealGirls

"A mounted police is not something you become, it's something you're born to be". By whom and by what union you ask? [NSFW]

funny

Proof that we're not born gay... we're raised that way:

gaybros

An ad from the year I was born, but I'm not exactly sure what they were selling [nsfw]

pics

Some people are not born to be writers.

funny

Another look at a baby not yet "born", or still in the cull.

pics

born again? maybe not

lolgrindr

Was waiting on the bus to head home from school when the picture caught my eye so as a man I picked it up and was not dissapointed "You Can't Kill a Man Born to Hang"

funny

MRW I forgot what my boo wanted from 711 so I call her up and find out she wants Cheetos but get a call from my soon to be born fetus who tells me she should eat better and has a twin sibling and not to get the Cheetos

reactiongifs

My hard dick under the covers. Kik me at bmp1999 (I'm not actually born in '99 though)

dicks

Some precum Kik at bmp1999 I'm not born in '99 Though

dicks

re: fw: FWD:Hard to love a country you're not born in isn't it Obie?

forwardsfromgrandma

Kik me (bmp1999) I'm not born in '99 though.

cock

My cock. Kik me at bmp1999(not born in '99, using an account given to me)

cock

Kik me at bmp1999 ( not born in '99 tho account given to me)

cock

[50/50] A duck born with gigantism standing next to a horse born with dwarfism | A fire truck crashes into another fire truck (Not-NSFW)

FiftyFifty

Kik me lady's bmp1999 not not born in '99 tho

cock

Baby Paul Mukisa, born with a parasitic twin that did not fully develop

Deformed, Serendipity

[50/50] a proper beheading (NSFL) | a litter of new born puppies (not NSFW)

FiftyFifty, nsfw_wtf

In "Story for Steven" there's a sign saying to elect Buck Dewey for mayor. Wouldn't he not even be born yet?

stevenuniverse

I thought females were born being able to change tops discreetly. This one, obviously not.

accidentalnudity

I had to look twice not to see a fat man being born...

pics

Born to be awesome, not per[f]ect.

GoneMild

women don't see Male superiority as something a Man can do; not even as something a Man is born with. they see it as something a Man is born with and is easily visible as well. I.e, women see Male superiority as a handsomeness a Man is born with that wome

maledom

A slutwife is made, not born

cuckoldcaptions

Aging trophy wives are made, not born :-) (AIC)

wifesharing, bestofwives

They warned me when my daughter was born last week about boys, but not about bears.

CrappyDesign

Not made, born this way. Queer to the bone!

ImGoingToHellForThis

Not everyone was born blessed, in fact some of us were cursed.

penis

White [F41] but i am not white. guess where i was born for bonus pic

gonewild

Reminder to all pigs. Thank the most important Goddess in your life today, and remember to apologize for not being born a Goddess. Happy Mother's Day to all of the Goddesses out there.

FemdomMatriarchy

It's not like I had a choice. I was born for this and I love it.

asiansissification

[30'] I was born at night but not last night ( dad joke? ) If you wanna chat, I'll make you verify.

DadsGoneWild

I know dudes like asss more now a days... Does anyone still like boobies? If not man was I born in the wrong generation... (f) (image)

gonewildmetal

I know dudes like asss more now a days... Does anyone still like boobies? If not man was I born in the wrong generation... (f) (image)

altgonewild

I know dudes like asss more now a days... Does anyone still like boobies? If not man was I born in the wrong generation... (f) (image)

BigBoobsGW

You were born small, not her fault

CheatingCaptions, xxxcaptions, cuckoldcaptions, u_625useri, BBCparadise, KinkyCaptions, sph

Some men are born for it, others not...

bangmybully

Not bad for someone who was born male and used to gave a cock

jobuds

Rachelle was born male and still has a cock...not bad, eh?

jobuds

Guess not everyone is born to top ;p kik devboy01

sissykik

(M) Birth means life, death means the end. For every baby born a life should be tooken. In order to get this unique universe balanced. Choose carefully how you use you're word's. TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN. WILL NOT VERIFY.

gonewild

The reason why babies are not born with teeth

cursedimages

Some guys are born to be dominant! Others not so much. [blowjob]

VanillaCaptions

Second child is not happy to be born

daddit

It's not my fault I was born this way

cock

I was not Born for Porn.

TooCuteForPorn

Fat and born into a poor family, I once wished I had been born rich. That it was not my surprise to wake up in this huge mansion, but also much more beautiful than I ever was, without overweight and oily skin problems due to a bad diet.

OldAgeRegression

It would be great to be born on Earth and die on Mars. Preferably not on the point of impact.

AdultConnect

Not born yesterday, but worth your feedback?

ratemyboobs

I'm the way I am not because it feels good but because it feels right. I have to dress up. I have to be a slut. I'm a doll. It's not pretend when this is actually the real me. Submissive. Silent. Never resisting. I was born to serve at the feet of men. My

Sissies

21[F] Finally girls born in the 2000s are getting over 18. Love taking mirror selfie eventhough its not a trend anymore ??

2000sGirls

23M, 165lbs, 5’11” Born with a rare hormonal condition that gave me an underdeveloped/micropenis, but still going strong! Even if I am not "packing" as much as I would like haha.

normalnudes, sph, MicroPenis, tinydick

Must make 6 figures, first born and only children need not apply

WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

Some snakes are born with particulary developped vestigial limbs. Not only is it an interesting reminder of their evolutionary history, it also allows them to count the amount of original r/worldpolitics posts on one hand.

worldpolitics

Some snakes are born with particularly developped vestigial limbs. Not only is it an interesting reminder of their evolutionary history, it also allows them to count the amount of original r/worldpolitics posts on one hand.

worldpolitics

Born 2001, posting this picture just because... It's not because I like you... Or anything!

2000sGirls

you were not born to live in a life of comfort. you are simply here to serve and surrender as well as add to My comfort as you toil for Me.

mistress, GoddessMyaKulpa, fetish