Jizz

Another example: if you don't want to stain your toilet with your semen, you can buy a contemporary feminist for using her mouth. Can you do that with a doormat? No. In conclusion: contemporary feminists are a bit more expensive because they have several

maledom

I see no lock, so the obvious conclusion is that it's been welded on

femalechastity

A 1996 study published in the Journal of Urology conclusively determined that there was no correlation between flaccid and erect penile length in humans

MassiveCock, penis

Me jumping to conclusions after 5 seconds of getting no reply...

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