Jizz

There ain't no party, like an alcoholic party !!!

LegalTeens

Do I look like a fucking mug? I'm a fucking alcoholic because YOU HAVE NO CLUE the pain I feel. I love you all but right now I'm deliberating between going to hospital or going into the swimming pool and gutting my neck. I might be back in a week. Or tomo

cripplingalcoholism

Alcohol may make you forget that you have no bra

downblouse

yes? no? maybe? with enough alcohol? [m]

ladybonersgw

Delicious burrito that, like most of our cooking, gets thrown away because we're alcoholics with no real appetite.

drunkencookery

Alcohol is bad [f]or my legs... Do they swell? No, they spread :P

gonewild

No suicide. Lifetime supply of your choice of alcohol...

FuckMarryOrKill

I accidentally bought tickets in the Family Fun Zone at the Lions game. No alcohol allowed but the view was awesome.

funny

I think this is a new message, but no gift cards, tobacco or alcohol can be purchased any more on shopping orders. It use to say only gift cards. I am suspecting that postmates is testing couriers. Heads Up!

postmates

No seriously guys I'm drunk as [f]uck, alcohol really makes me want to be fucked

gonewild, BestFreePorn

Pay no heed to the alcoholic behind.

SkyrimNSFW

One month. No cigarettes, no alcohol. A lot of salads and sit-ups.

ladybonersgw, penis, normalnudes, mangonewild

No catchy title....just a cold IPA after a long day. Brought to me by Black Oak Brewing...10 bitter years...pretty good actually, even with 8% alcohol.

showerbeer

Drinking alcohol without contributing? No one at college was gonna accept that. [spanking] [college girls]

xxxcaptions

Alcohol has 7 Calories per gram, compared to 4, 4, and 9 for carbs, protein, and fat, respectively. And unlike those, it has no nutritional value

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I thouth there is no alcohol here, but.. :D P.S. Souce in comments ^^

ShinMegamiHentai

Alcohol because no great story started with someone eating a salad.

Ifyouhadtopickone

(No Spoiler) I just recently discovered alcohol markers and made this Uk'otoa inspired piece.

criticalrole

M/35/6’0” [230lbs > 165lbs = 65lbs] (27 months) Ultra running, weights and no alcohol! ??

progresspics

F/30/5’8” [310 > 185 = 125] March 2019 to now. Proud and thankful. Changed how I was living in several ways. More protein, more walking, no alcohol.

progresspics

This shit is gross...but my mother says there will be no alcohol abuse in this house so...??‍♀️

u_Little-Cell2451