Jizz

"Okay, because it's chilly, I'll let you sleep in my bed, but no funny business, okay?? You motorboat me until I get the pearl necklace and then right to sleep!"

Boobies, chilly, pokies, FreeBoob

F*ck me? No, f*ck you! (pic NSFW)

funny

You ever see some shit like this and wonder if your sex life is severely lacking in comparison? No? Me neither. lol. [NSFW]

funny

I think, Me Gusta, is up to no good...NSFW

funny

No clue what the hell the context is but it made me laugh (sorta NSFW?)

funny, WTF

A friend of mine sent me this snapshot of G4's Attack of the Show tonight. I had no idea I was in their phonebook.

funny

Thanks engineering textbook, even you have no faith in me.

funny

Purple Gods Why You No Like Me? (first)

funny

Y U No Tell Me Earlier ?

funny

I guess no porn for me today....

funny

Dear PornChatBot, no thank you. Sincerely, Me [NSFW]

funny

Trust me! There are no "Power Pills" down there!

funny

There is no words for how awkward this made me feel -___- (possibly a bit NSFW??)

funny

Gets me every time...(possible NSFW, but no boobies)

funny

Me at the end of no fap September

funny

Recently submitted this to r/aww. It was later pointed out to me that this picture wasn't so cute. I had no idea.

funny

My friend just sent me this picture of his cousin at Thanksgiving dinner. No words. NSFW.

funny

No Karma for Cake Day? I guess that would make me a...

funny

When people tell me No Homo..

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makes no difference to me

funny

This got no love on WTF - but the birthday present from my sexy flat mate is still both cracking me up and making me scratch my head...

funny, WTF

Why you no let me reddit at work :( nsfw overload.

funny

When someone is a dick to me for no reason

funny

My boss had me fix something on his mac. Well, I fixed it and added a little modification. He has no idea, but his clients will love it! (Possibly NSFW)

funny

Selfies. My bro-inlaw was recently inspired to start his own "Selfies" recreating my sisters recent posts. He has no idea how Reddit works, although I told him. Help me make this picture hit Front page.

funny

"I need skin tight otherwise no one will love me" Color, is that all that's left to the imagination now? NSFW-ish

funny

No more chocolate Santas for me.

funny

"Show All Angles"!? No thanks. You had me at hello. (Caution: Taint) NSFW

funny

On the plus side, no one asks me to help them paint anymore

funny

9.22/24x100=38% No need to thank me for today everyone, I supply the content, they pay the bills

funny

No matter how good I get at selfies some dick always photo-bombs me

funny

Oh no, how could I possibly have know it would be that big when I pretend sucked it? What have I got myself into? Oh, woe is me!

funny

Wife asked for picture proof of the shoes that she asked me to bring her. She showed the picture to all her friends to brag about what a nice guy I am. No one noticed.

funny

no one can beat me in this fucking race!

funny

I have no words for what my friend just sent me.

funny

Me and my best friend of 20 years commemorated our friendship with an unusual icon in an unusual place. No matter how fast you go, he's always behind. NSFW

funny

I made one comment on the "Most NSFW Thing at School" Askreddit post where I said: "There's no place like the middle of the fucking cafeteria". My inbox gave me a glimpse of reddit joke ingenuity.

funny, facepalm

My grandpa gave this to me to hand out in highschool... No grandpa I don't want to be arrested.

funny

I've taken this picture in a museum in napels. No one will ever make me think of art as grown up again.

funny

[NSFW] Would you eat this taco off of me with no hands?

funny

My pregnant wife wanted me to take a picture of her and her belly and send it to her mom. She has no idea.

funny

"No honey, I'm totally into you, yes, do me harder" The look my wife has been giving me for a couple years now (x-post from /r/borednignored)

funny, libertarianmeme, Libertarian

My buddy just sent texted me this with no context(NSFW)

funny

We agreed no tree this year.girlfriend sends me this pic."Dog didn't!"

funny

As a European, this is how the front page looks to me right now. I have no idea what's happening

funny

[NSFW] No matter how many times I see it, still makes me laugh

funny

My mother sent me this in my e-mail today. I have no words. (NSFW)

funny

[NSFW] No, no, no, outlook.com! Don't ever show me such ad! How can I unsee that?

funny

I'm being stalked! This same girl is always 2.3 miles away from me no matter what state I am in! (NSFW F bomb only)

funny

Now I am Free. I have no strings on Me. Recently Broke Up...

funny

I am 122yrs old, never married, rent a small room and everything brings me joy except my art. my best is far from good, since I have no one to share it with, let me share it with you #69

funny

My friend just sent me this picture with no context

funny

Me and my crust Fuck friends are beginning prostitute services. Last year we had an issue with people complaining that there were no condoms, too many diseases, and not enough dreads. This year we have dreaded our pubes and have gluten free condoms. We di

funny

This girl gave me her ex-boyfriends unused fake dick for drug tests. I have no tests to take so I'm having fun with it in the meanwhile.

funny

Thanks for checking up on me Amazon, no complaints this end

funny

My boyfriend keeps calling me a dickhead. Barber: Say no more

funny, hmmm

Let me make you a nice cup of tea goodnight, no funny business of course ;) [f]

gonewild

The wife tells me I'm no longer the romantic I once was. Well, i think you'll agree I really proved her wrong tonight.

funny

My friend trying to congratulating me for completing no nut november at 12:01.

funny

No funny angles to make me look bigger, just a thick cock for her.

amateurgirlsbigcocks