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Kids today have it good. When I was a kid this was my best option for porn . (nsfw-ish)

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You kids today! Back in my day we walked to school in 3 feet of snow with no feet...NSFW

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Kids today don't know how good they have it. [NSFW]

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kids today

Pantyfetish

Kids today don't even know how good they have it. When I was young I had to fap to this [NSFW?]

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I'm 37. Why I miss college. (college kids today, HAVE FUN!)

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Sent the kids away. Just me enjoying my (f)reedom at the pool today.

gonewild

Honey...I'm taking the kids to the pool today.

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Ladies (and gents), grew up as a pretty heavy kid, but I thought I was lookin' good today, so why not

ladybonersgw

Kids today will never understand our frustration. [fixed][NSFW]

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Today I am down 12lbs and have started to put on some muscle, finally not the skinny fat kid!

ladybonersgw

Man, kids today have a lot better prizes than I remember getting growing up.

funny

[F]My girl turned 42 today, 4 kids later she's wondering if she's stll got it?

gonewild

Just wanted to throw this out there - Today I realized that my appreciation for big women is completely owed to seeing this specific scene in the movie Road Trip as a young kid. Anyone else?

BBW

Kids today...

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My American Horror Story makeup made some kid fall off his bike when I was driving around my neighborhood today.

MakeupAddiction

[F] Wasn't kidding when I said I wasn't leaving bed today... I'm feeling exceptionally frisky!

gonewild

I feel bad for kids today. I googled "jinkies" and got this. (NSFW)

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Caught my pro[f]essor browsing GW today. I Wonder if he'll give me an A if he found me? just kidding! I'm just a whore.

gonewild

I took the kids to the zoo today... This is what we saw!

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Dial-Up Simulator 2014. Kids today need to know the pain we faced...

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Got my first order of Super Dry Kids today!

ABDL

Kids today...

lolgrindr

227-213-189 GW 155 29/f/5'8 NSFW undies Feb-today PCOS, 3 kids and Zoloft

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I've been telling my kid sister to try this for a while now, and today I finally taught her.

ShowerOrange

You kids today think you’ve got it tough - back before the invention of the remote, we had to get a naked woman to change the channels for us. Of course, there were only 4 channels, so she had plenty of spare time to make us a sandwich.

NSFWFunny

Kids today playing video games

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Check out my damn selfie like the kids today are doing nowadays! #TheRyeMatters

CatcherInTheHolden

Today's kids

ImGoingToHellForThis

Today's kids

ImGoingToHellForThis

Kids today

ImGoingToHellForThis

What we should be teaching kids today...

ImGoingToHellForThis

Kids of today will never know a bush or TV like that.

VintageBabes

So my GF's kid drew a cat at school today . . . (NSFW)

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My (F36) husband's (M37) surprise while the kids were at school today.

gonewild30plus

Exhibitionist Employee of the Month Award goes to...this girl! AMA kids, I'm all alone today! (F)

gonewild, BestFreePorn

Kids today sure have good movies

dankmemes

I don't have any kids, but I can be your mommy for today [f]

gonewild

NSFW Kids today would never understand 80s kids struggle.

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Kids today will never know...

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A friend got me this 1979 Orioles program for Christmas. The first ad i turned to was this. I'm sure it wouldn't fly today. This kid looks like he's running with fear!

ImGoingToHellForThis

Hand holding? Get with the times grandpa/grandma, kids today found something lewder to do in public.

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Always bullied about my body as a kid, so I wear loose sweatshirts and baggy clothes due to being self conscious. People think I'm chubby around my campus. Today, a friend talked me into wearing form fitting clothes

ladybonersgw

Forgot my glasses today and spent a solid 5 minutes thinking this kid was staring at me and making faces

ImGoingToHellForThis

Endless catcalls in NYC, I'm hoping the kids on the block and grown men enjoyed my curtains being open all day today [f]...

gonewild

Daddy and I went to the beach today and I got a kids fish fries (and regular fries hehe) menu at the fish stand ?

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Today was ‘When your parents offer to take your kid out’ Saturday, so I took some pictures with Stryfe! NSFW for children probably?

ActionFigures

Once you overpowered the babysitter, deciding what to do with her today was the real issue. [babysitter] [I just realized that you in this scenario is 14, so delete mods lmao if not ok] [This is completely non sexual, the kids are prolly gonna play video

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Got these at work today. 12 years an 2 kids later and she's still my little slut. [F]irst post.

slutwife

Went to LEGO store with the kids today. Thought the bathroom was so cute. What do you think?

holdthemoan, GoneMild

NSFW Kids today will never know how good Land Before Time was

dankmemes

Not usually a weekend poster but hubby's away and kids are asleep... Mama has been *super* horny today and it's finally time to play... Any weekend love for a very short gif? [37F]

gonewild30plus

Well the kid seems interested in milking today

ConfusedBoners, Damnthatsinteresting

Kids today

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Watching School of Rock with my kids today. I totally forgot about this guy.

UnexpectedJoJo

My kids are at their grandparents place. Which means I‘m getting dick today.

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Maybe I should try to get some sun today? LOL Just kidding!

palegirls

Today waiting in the bus line to pick up my kid, I saw someones husband checking me out. Wonder if he recognizes me from this...

amateur_milfs

Our daughter has been keeping her sexuality a secret! My wife and I occasionally hop into our kid’s bodies just to go through their phones and computers. Today I hopped into my daughter naked in bed with her “BFF”, who my wife possessed. We finished up an

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today...was one of the most sexy playful day's I've ever had. Flirting with annomous guys was HOT, especially a cute 20 year old fun, cute flattering 'kid'. So gonna play with a random photo '2' just cos

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