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Brians. we're all going to hell. but it was just SO FUNNY.

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But it was so worth it.

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So I was watching Netflix and this is what I had to stare at for 2 minutes while it decided to buffer...

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yeah, i'm also a designer in the porn industry and we have fun by deploying scare tactics in the office. so, we told our legal department that we needed to have this looked over before it went live in an hour. it was awesome. :)

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So it was snowing today... [NSFW]

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So I was watching "How it's made".. (when you see it)

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So it turns out my 6th birthday was crazier than my 18th

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So I signed up for the MissTravel site just to see what it was all about. First discovery - the women on here definitely know what they are getting themselves into. [NSFW]

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It was my friends birthday last week and so I found him something special.

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So this was in my cousin's yearbook. Yes, a vagina. My boyfriend thinks it was an accident on the flashers part, but that does not look like and accident to me. What do you think?

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How can you be so sure it was me? (NSFW)

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So in American Psycho, I imagined it was Bruce Wayne before he put on the Bat suit. And then I saw this...

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So I chatted to my server the other night, it said it was a model, I looked her up on google NSFW

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So my friend works for a religious version of youtube. He (not knowing it was me) got a surprise when he went to approve my profile picture..

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Leave it to American Dad to hide a schlong in the shadows. I don't think it's NSFW, since it was on cable TV, but Francine's shadow does look like a dick, so...

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So my brother was in Vegas, when a long came a woman looking for a job for her hands... (when you see it)

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Spent a good 30mins making this porn flowchart & made a new account so my gf wouldn't know it was me.

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Recently submitted this to r/aww. It was later pointed out to me that this picture wasn't so cute. I had no idea.

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So I accidentally sent a text that was supposed to go to my friend, to a girl I'm trying to hook up with. It's safe to say I never heard from her again. (NSFW)

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So...my cake day was yesterday... AND I MISSED IT!

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My luck is so shitty lately, that if it was raining pussies...

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It was so close to nsfw

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So, we use an x-ray van and we went to test it without knowing this guy was walking by.. Slightly NSFW

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I was so in love with the girl in blue that I totally missed it

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So I heard my mother telling my little sister to stop licking it, she kept saying no and that it was her ice pop, I came to investigate and found this. (potentially nsfw)

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She was so proud. Then she hissed when I tried to take it away. (Possibly NSFW)

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So I found this and it was titled penisman...(NSFW)

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I finally got my card! It was so easy. I just told my doctor I get headaches.

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So, this is a statue of a boy catching a giant fish. At this angle, it looked like something... else was going on. Potentially NSFW

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Was waiting on the bus to head home from school when the picture caught my eye so as a man I picked it up and was not dissapointed "You Can't Kill a Man Born to Hang"

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My BF and I were having a random conversation in the car... I was curious as to what an uncircumsized penis looks like, so we decided to google it. Was not disappointed.

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So i was cleaning my old computer and I found this. It made my day...

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So it was my birthday today, and my sister got me a present, Flasherman

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So my girlfriend ordered Queen of the Stone Age's holiday sweater as an early Christmas gift. We both thought it was just 8-bit text and some cute reindeer... (mild NSFW)

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So it's a funny story: feminism was invented by inferior men, so they could prevent women from submitting to superior men, and prevent superior men from enjoying what inferior men couldn't. But then women started to use feminism for getting rid of inferio

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Well played cards against humanity..... So I asked my GF to grab a couple cards to show OfficeMax for size when printing my CAH set...she just cleaned out her purse and realized these were the two cards she took to show them. She is embarrassed and it was

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So my buddy was wondering why it was snowing in March

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So my friend owns a bakery and it was one of the office girls birthday, this cake was the obvious choice for her. NSFW - please excuse the snapchat picture

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So our school installed new TV's. It was bound to happen sooner or later...

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So this has been on the street near my house all day. Guess it was a good night or not. (NSFW)

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In IT Supports; I was SO tempted to finish this statement (possibly NSFW?)

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So I work retail, and a man roughly around 70 comes in regularly to buy a six pack of beer and a newspaper. The other day he decided to show me his baby picture, and let's just say I wasn't expecting what I was about to see. It really made my night since

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He wouldn't answer the phone so I had to resort to emoticons. It was harsh I know. (Sort of nsfw)

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So yesterday there was this cam girl on the front page (slightly nsfw link in comments). It looked so much like my daughter my stomach dropped...

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So I was browsing Reddit a few days ago...then it got very strange, very quickly. Poor Herschel. :( (NSFW)

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[NSFW] I had to explain my sext to my SO, I thought it was self explanatory

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So i was (frisky) waiting for my doctor in the patient room and started snapping. He walked in on me right as I took this photo. He walked out and came back in a few mins. I thought it was super hot and funny and wanted to share.

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So it turns out an /r/funny post was my unintended risky click of the day

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So I was masturbating the other thay, and I saw Xhamster's slogan: "just porn, no bullshit". And I got creative with it: Here is a reversed version of Xhamster, made for bullshit enthusiastics.

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My nut-allergic sister accidentally drank almond milk today. It was a scare, so I'm trying to help her do better.

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So it was a slow night at the restaurant. We thought it'd be a good idea to send our "art" back to the uniform supply catalog. [NSFW]

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So my wife asked me what the fuck I was watching. The confused look on her face when I told her it was whipped cocaine was pure gold.

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So, a work colleague of mine found this vinyl in the streets of Paris and decided to run a Google search to see if it was worth anything... Guess the results the Google search turned out.

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It was so funny

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Drinking so much you agree to let a friend take a photo of you at the WNBR, she thought it was hilarious (nsfw)

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[M/22/5'10"/155lbs] I previously was highly conscious of being slightly chubby. But I started loving the way my torso looks like ?(o-face). I find it so funny and my partner loves it too. Makes her smile every time she sees me naked. I find myself sexy an

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Iowa derecho was so strong it blew dildos out of houses.

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So my little sister drew these. I asked what it was, she said "Its a mermaid dress"

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After you won a pair of tickets to a resort in paradise, you asked me to go… but it was to a couples retreat, so after a week of searching you found a way to turn me from Luke… to Lacey. A few days later we finally got there. You looked at me funny, so I

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so funny story: I was specifically trying to get a pic of my tattoo just for this sub since the tattoo is fantasy, even though my vibrator is not a Bad Dragon, and then as I went to take the picture it started slipping out (I had already orgasmed so it wa

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