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Don't make up a name for an absurd sex act and think you'll get away with it! (NSFW language) (pic)

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POV: don't be so absurd, it's just an unusual breed of scallops on a... muffin?

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This absurdity actually made it to television news in China. Somewhat NSFW.

funny

Only reason he is still on my friend's list is because the stuff he posts is so wildly absurd that it makes me laugh. Possibly NSFW

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I act ashamed to talk to the doctor about it and she acts like her thyroid is to blame for the absurd weight gain (NSFW)

AdviceAnimals

You know when you get so absurdly hard it practically hurts? Yeah...Uncut [M]onster

MassiveCock

So horny it's a bit absurd

MassiveCock

It wasn't just bondage, it was bondage of the absurd! Featuring the lesbian protagonist alarm! (See comments)

SFandFslavegirls

it's absurdly cold in my house today

RealGirls, curvy, gonewildcurvy

First video, absurdly wet and wondering who wishes it could be them

WouldYouFuckMyWife, slutwife, Cuckold, Hotwife

Two faces I find absurdly beautiful. I call it even but wbu?

Ifyouhadtopickone

Saoirse Ronan somehow pulls off this absurd getup, but I'd like to see it pulled off in a different way

JerkOffToCelebs

In Today's World, It is Absurd the Length a Teacher Must Go To Keep Fathers Happy!

BlowJob, u_Astra_413

Any Chinese speakers? Is this translation as absurd as it looks?

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