Jizz

[F] A wise [M]an once said that sex is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

gonewild

Thin is just so boring. Thick, now that's [f]un.

pizza_trap_gifs

TLDR OF MY MAYMAY NUMBER 420.69: >TFW MY MAYMAYS GET DOWNBOATED - - IS ALSO A GREAT MAYMAY THAT I FOUND ON WWW.MEATSPIN.COM/V/NOTGAYSEX.HMTL ALSO DONT FORGET TO VOTE FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA, ITS THE BEST PIZZA FOR YOU AND MAYMAY

circlemaymays

Where is that pizza guy?

Unashamed

Paranoid: [F]rom the Greek 'para' meaning 'beside' and 'Noid' which is uhh some sort of a... Pizza demon? No that can't be right.

gonewild, UPFORFUN

Just a reminder for /all/ that Twittergate is VERY REAL. When you use Twitter, you are SUPPORTING AND APPROVING of people who PROTECTED PEDOPHILES FOR YEARS. (Images are black boxed and pixilated, least graphic images chosen. No actual "pizza")

The_Donald

Pizza That Is As Good As Sex.

ConfusedBoners

Pizza is the favourite food of people who fucking suck who give to the that. (X-post from /r/gatekeeping)

dontdeadopeninside

Pizza boy is due...hope he likes his tip. Wonder if I'll get his? (wow that was cheesier than the pizza)

BigBoobsGW, GoneWildPlus

Here is a pizza my mom made, looks a bit ugly, but god it was delicious, it had salami, pepperami, and other 2 cold meats that I dont know how to pronounce in Spanish (Lomo Ahumado y Jamon Serrano)

rwhoh

All That Pizza Is Going To Her Booty And Keeping That Waist Thin, Thank God For That.

DamnASS

Don’t tell my gf, but I let her mom borrow my body. She’s so fine that I couldn’t say no! My gf is none the wiser. I asked her to go pick up pizza so I don’t have to cook. As soon as I was alone, I started exploring. It blows my mind that this is the body

bodyswap

All That Pizza Is Going To Her Booty And Keeping That Waist Thin, Thank God For That.

AssPeach, u_lapokabo

All That Pizza Is Going To Her Booty And Keeping That Waist Thin, Thank God For That.

DamnASS

My first paddle! I got the pizza paddle (at least I think that's what it is) from a thrift store. 100 characters needed for posting

BdsmDIY