Jizz

I know every generation thinks they invented sex and porn, but can this picture of squirting harlots really be genuine? I know the feat they are performing is faked, but would the Victorians have even conceived of such a thing as pee play? It all seems

nsfw

God invented Man's strong hands before your cavernous cunt, so fucking deal with it

beatingwomen

Whoever invented 'Ladies First' is a fucking genius. It's the easiest way to stare at a woman's ass without getting caught.

randomsexiness

I didn't invent it, but damn is it tasty!

Bacon

They did invent it after all...

NSFW_GIF

Remember when the time machine was invented, and everyone thought it was an april fools joke?

t:2013

That's it. We have reached perfection; we can stop inventing things now. [NSFW]

funny

We invented a new phrase: Snouty Teat. This is how I imagine it.

nsfw_wtf

Hey, I didn't invent the expression "feminist sub", it was female brain. So the compatibility between feminism and submission is an intellectual formulation from female brain, after it got liberated; probably some cool female brain. This is why /r/Maledom

maledom

So it's a funny story: feminism was invented by inferior men, so they could prevent women from submitting to superior men, and prevent superior men from enjoying what inferior men couldn't. But then women started to use feminism for getting rid of inferio

maledom

Tomorrow it's woman's day; who the fuck invented a day for something as worthless, inferior and man-dependent as a woman ??

maledom

MSPaint Pictionary. My friends invented it. Here are the first drawings.

funny

I love when they invent they were abused or they can't choose another job or they were forced into it for justifying they just love it. feminism's ways are mysterious.

maledom

[Request] Stop with the anime shit. The Japanese pretty much invented drawing naked girls. Theres nothing spectacular about it. There are plenty of Hentai subs.

rule34

Feminism was invented by inferior men, and this is why feminists only keep it for inferior men.

maledom

It's pretty much the reason why trampolines were invented...

boobbounce

The preference for Superior Men is the only thing the female brain can't be brainwashed against. In fact, feminism was an invention by inferior men as an attempt to prevent women from submitting to Superior Men, but women quickly turned it into their sexu

maledom

The kitchen safe. The greatest invention ever for someone who likes to do it all.

opiates

In other words, feminists don't reject mistreatment, they reject inferior men. And it's funny, cause inferior men invented feminism so women rejected superior Men; but women used the feminist rights to reject inferior men instead and choose superior Men.

maledom

Invented a new drink for holiday drunken cookery! I call it the Xmas As Fuck.

drunkencookery

I invented a sex toy called a cochran. See pic for (NSFW) instruction manual. You put it on the base of your penis and it keeps you hard for hours. AMA!

circlejerk

"It’s the invention of clothes, not nature, that made “private parts” private."

gonewild

I read by chance next Sunday it's international wymyn's day. inferior men will celebrate it a lot. Superior Men won't see any special thing to celebrate. So that day is an obvious invention by inferior men

maledom

You kids today think you’ve got it tough - back before the invention of the remote, we had to get a naked woman to change the channels for us. Of course, there were only 4 channels, so she had plenty of spare time to make us a sandwich.

NSFWFunny

I(f) marriage didn't exist, would you invent it? Would you go "Baby, this shit we got together, it's so good we gotta get the government in on this shit. We can't just share this commitment 'tweenst us. We need judges and lawyers involved in this shit, ba

gonewild

Getting inventive to find new angles to capture it's likeness

mangonewild

These rigid bra cups were the best invention ever, especially when it comes to small-breasted women who are inclined to buy their bras a cup size too big.

downblouse

It's okay, bug spray wasn't invented until 1956

battlefield_one

[f18] Since they haven't invented x-ray goggles yet, Ill make it easier for you ;)

Solo_Gonewild

when the IT guy at work "invented the balls" that hang from pickup trucks... this is the office gift you end I only with. #murica

pics

Saheeli Rai has a new invention and it's built to smash! (Bosomancer) [Magic: The Gathering]

rule34, ahegao

I just want to slide my cock over Barbara Palvins nipples, then I want her to suck my cock till I’m so hard it hurts, then I want to fuck her in every position ever invented.

JerkOffToCelebs

God bless the man who invented yoga pants (and you know it was a man)

pawg

This is what the inventor of ice cream invented it for.

randomsexiness

The real purpose of the internet when it was invented

IShouldBuyABoat

The Jews invented feminism to control our white women! Gentile feminists didn't exist until after the Jews got together and cooked it up!

forwardsfromhitler

The whole family was over at my Son's house celebrating his birthday. He invented a body swap machine that went haywire and caused everyone to swap bodies. I switched bodies with my 30 year old granddaughter. She's now me, her 85 year old Grandma. Is it w

bodyswap

The shy fellow college student has been eyeing me strangely lately. Today she managed to finish her latest invention. She pulled me apart after class to 'tell me something'. Before I knew it I saw my own reflection grinning wickedly at me. "The experiment

bodyswap

Louis Réard invented the bikini. Brandi Love perfected it.

BrandiLove

I think I invented a new dance move ? Do you like it? ?

adorableporn, Slut, nsfw_gifs, OnlyFansPromotions

“My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

chubby, maturemilf, ThickchicksGW

I was coaching this rich milf when i decided to possess her thanks to my newest invention. She isn't wearing a bra and as her husband is walking up to me, i'm wondering if he could show more than the outline of his huge cock to me. Gosh, is this what it's

bodyswap

Yo. I invented the lemon bar meme. It is probably one of the greatest achievements of my life.

BiGoneMild

“My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

LingeriePlus

(f) “My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

40plusGoneWild, maturemilf, GilfNextDoor, 50plusGW

hey people i invented "easy-access pants" wanna give it a test?

FemBoys, boypussy, trapsarentgay, traps, BisexualFantasy

"For your party with your colleagues, should I wear this?" my mother asked me. "Don't ask me to help you choose your underwear!". "Hey! Don't get mad at me! It's not my fault that your father's invention switched my body with your wife's. Don't worry, hon

OldAgeRegression

(f) “My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

40plusGoneWild, 50plusGW

Someone should invent a version of Twitter for people who spell things like rappers. They could call it "twita". Dat would b nize

AdultConnect

Someone should invent a version of Twitter for people who spell things like rappers. They could call it "twita". Dat would b nize

AdultConnect, Adult_Network

I see the fashion industry catwalks are trying to re-invent the one boob dress again. For me, and many AltBoobWorldians, it's a symbol of freedom and expression. It is a nice dress tho.

AltBoobWorld

[5’4] [104 lbs] I’m offering free nudes for life for anyone who can invent a weather machine and warm it up outside! ?

petite, AthleticBabes, SexyTummies, UnderwearGW

Until the invention of the pushbutton orgasm, it was all a matter of manual cranking.

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