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Dear /r/penis, I need your help. I'm a normal, average-looking guy. In my head, I know my dick is average too, but the belief that it is tiny and useless has really crippled any chances I have of finding a relationship. What do you think?

penis

In my head I can hear the sound that slap makes..

ass, asstastic

When I was in the Navy, they decided my wisdom teeth didn't need to be in my head anymore... After the extraction, I asked the dentist if I could keep them. He gave me a weird look and said "sure". So here they are... I keep them on the top shelf of the b

Shatter

My Brother just sent me this, actually read it in my head in her northern accent aswell (NSFW)

gameofthrones

It's my face! The wild part is in my head

ladybonersgw

I may be a shy virgin but my (f)antasies run wild in my head.

gonewild

i[f] you want to break this pussy, you have to get in my head and break my mind first

gonewild

drunk and horny (f)or a man who could get in my head and break me in half

gonewild

So I took some adderall and couldn't sleep. I decided to draw for the first time since high school. I based my drawings of the first 3 CA usernames that popped in my head.

ca_chat

in bed waiting [f]or a guy who can get in my head and break me down until i cant resist him ;)

gonewild

Can you get in my head, break my mind, make me submit... [f]

gonewild

Skinny dipping in the deep end! [F] (and not just because the song is stuck in my head...)

gonewild

Would appreciate feedback, first time posting and thought my penis was smaller due to all the stereotyping of Japanese penises (thanks South Park), but starting to realize maybe it's all in my head.

penis

I want you to stay in my arms in my head in eyes in my heart in my lungs in my lungs in my lungs

ladybonersgw

EYES IN MY HEAD they. watch. my. thoughts

FearMe

I want you to eat my pussy to where my eyes literally roll so [F]ar back in my head that I can see my own thoughts of me using our exact tongue motions on /u/enantiodromia_

gonewild, pussy

Always been really self conscious about my large butt mole. Is it all in my head or is it really gross?

gonewild

The thought that comes in my head when I click on a NSFW post in class.

AdviceAnimals

Always been insecure about my face, but my girlfriend insists it's all in my head.

dykesgonewild

In my head "Don't look awkward while maintaining eye contact". Here's me_irl ....

JigglingCelebs

F/33/5'8/230lbs Always been self conscious with my fat pubic area. Been trying to lose weight but that area never goes down. Not sure if this might be a deal breaker to some people. Wanted to see if it's all in my head.

normalnudes

You put a smile on my [f]ace ? (and dirty thoughts in my head) ?

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(F) get me lost in my head in an intense sexual trance

gonewild

[F] 21; god I hate my body. It's this sadness and anger that's in my head every second of every day. It's relentless. Ik what most of you are thinking "so stop eating shit and work out" the thing is that I do though. I want liposuction, I feel it's the on

normalnudes

First thing I cum to in the morning and last thing I just came to before I go to sleep. Her perfect boobs are the last image in my head before I dream of ravishing her all night long

JizzedToThis

So sexy, almost evil talkin' about butterflies in my head. I used to think happy endings were only in the books I read but you made me feel alive when I was almost dead

Alice_on_thc, Sexsells

33F/5"8/135lbs - Reached my goal weight but still feel fat. Not sure if it's all in my head or if i'm trying to achieve the impossible

normalnudes

Fucking Miss Victoria Justice in my head before sleep. My cock plunging into Miss Justice's warm wet cunt as she squirms under me and moans. Oh, Miss Justice, let me explode inside you.

JerkOffToCelebs

And with one picture, all the definition problems in my head resolved quite nicely. Such an M. SUCH an M, oh my.

gentlefemdom

On the sheets and pillow case In my bed for heaven's sake The devil's dancing until late in my head there But I could sleep with you there

ondww

You are in my head, swimming forever in my head. Tangled in my dreams, swimming forever.

phgonewild

There must be someone in my head ... there is also someone in my penis ... but we have never been introduced ...(m)

MassiveCock

? I still want you, I still need you, in my life ? That song has been stuck in my head all day [f]

gonewildcolor

Afterwards I want to put my head on your lap and tell you all about the video game I'm playing or the song that's stuck in my head while you play with my hair and smile.

ondww

Clothes were more optional in her culture. [she was french when I first wrote it] [but that seemed very racist] [It's still not great lmao] [just European porn stereotypes stuck in my head] [pls dont boycott me I promise I'm not racist]

xxxcaptions

Today is my birthday! And now I have the Beatles stuck in my head?

altgonewild, Hottestredditors

Got my skull bashed in with a crowbar by a crazy man on drugs at night and now I actually have a metal plate in my head. Get on my level ya boney noobs ✌?✌?

Neverbrokeabone

Heading to work. Come see me in my office.

men_in_panties

When I saw that in my head popped a conversation with my male friend. He didn't tell me an important story and I said to him: "If you don't start talking I will squeeze and yank your balls. Let we see then will you be so quiet." His look was priceless :)

BallBusting

(f34) I got these pictures in my head About the two of us laid on a bed Somewhere in Greece and you're so wet..

gonewild30plus

In my head, she sounds like the Al Pacino impersonations on The Critic

yuri

The demons write to me in my sleep. I locked them in my head myself... #satanique

gclubmen, bateworld

Du tanzt, wie ein Schmetterling in den ersten wärmenden Strahlen der Frühlingssonne, durch das Zentrum der Lust in meinem Kopf. You dancing, like a butterfly through the first warm rays of the spring sun, through the center of pleasure in my head.

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[NSFW] The Mizuno iron obsession in this sub got in my head

golf

In my mind this your cock, not a dildo... can we make that a reality instead of just in my head? ?

Nebraskanudes

[F] In my mind. In my head.

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[F] In my mind, In my head.

asstastic, IndiansGoneWild, ass

[F] In my mind, in my head.

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In my mind, in my head... is like this music

cock

I love just hanging out in slutty outfits inventing scenarios in my head.

GoneWildCD

[F,21] Shine bright like a diamond. I got that Rihanna song stuck in my head and for some reason it inspired me to take pics with my favorite piece of jewelry ??

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PedalPCB Quarantine Fuzz - This was more risque and macabre that I had originally thought, but once I got the idea in my head I had to do it. My girlfriend and I see different things. What is your interpretation?

diypedals

M46, 200, 5'10" My belly surprises me in photos, because I don't see it in my head. Not terrible, but I don't look how I feel.

normalnudes

26F, 117 lbs, 5'5". My hips are curvy but I don't have much of a butt. Is it all just in my head?

normalnudes

I knew I was down for the LS the first time I saw my man with another woman, I definitely had conflicts in my head though.

cuckquean

Sometimes my titty drop ideas sound better in my head [OC]

TittyDrop, u_LadyRisque

Voice in my head in my bed s.n-ap=baehotbuns!

RealPale

"With sand in my heart and clouds in my head, I thought about us both and the life we led, From pages in a book and pictures on a screen, We make ourselves like clay from someone else's dream"

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My legs aren't long enough for this to be *quite* as elegant as it was in my head... ?

OnOff

I'm supposed to be doing work, but instead I'm daydreaming about being fucked until my eyes roll back in my head.

BreedingMaterial