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I would watch more talk shows if they were like this. (NSFW)

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These are my paintings. I've heard they look like children's book illustrations, if children's books were slightly fucked up.

pics

Girl, you gonna attract rapists with that shirt! And those shorts looks like they would be burned if they were donated to the the Salvation Army.

CandidFashionPolice

If angels were real, this is what they would look like

Boobies

I would pay more attention to the motivational posters at work if they were more like this (NSFW text)

funny

My take on what popular movies and TV shows would look like if they were Saturday Morning cartoons.

funny

Everyone seems to love the view they would have if you were in my bed... Here's what it's like while you lay on your back ;)

BHMGoneWild

What a peasant and a console would look like if they were merged together.

pcmasterrace

Women are worthless garbage, but they are worthless garbage that only approaches and submits to Superior Men. This is why inferior men mustn't treat women like garbage, but they have to respect women and approach them as if they were superior, entitled go

maledom

I would watch way more talk shows if they were all like this

TittyDrop

This is what people would look like if they were flies.

notinteresting

if you were wondering what they look like from above...

feet

My feet have never been shown attention. I think I might like if they were.

feet

If goddesses were mortal, I like to think they look like her

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My wife thought she'd share her tits again. She wants to know what you would do if they were over you like this.

WouldYouFuckMyWife

Not exactly briefs, but finding these while dumpster-diving is like finding buried gold. Also adds to the fetish that I can't tell if they were worn by a boy or a girl

sniffingboysbriefs

Ever wondered what guns look like if they were being x-Ray'd when firing?

Military

Always wondered what mine would look like if they were bigger.

BreastExpansion

Just got home from work and really horny. Who would want my cock now if they were here? PM if you like what you see!(m)

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Relaxing on a Saturday. Who would want my cock now if they were here? PM if you like what you see!

penis

Stayed in tonight. Who would want my cock now if they were here? PM if you like what you see! (m)

gonewild, ratemycock

If only all women were this forceful with guys they like

hentaifemdom

I honestly don't even comprehend how babies come out of here. If you were an alien and came to earth and somebody said that to you, you'd think they were lying. Sorry to gross everyone out, I was just looking at my parts yesterday and I was like "wtf how

gonewild, Breeding

Any ladies wish they were here for some Hu(m)p Day fun? PMs are welcome if you like what you see!

gonewild, penis

Dinners would be so good, if they were like this

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We'd all pay more attention to ads if they were like this

thighdeology

If they were me, If they were me, And I was you and I was you, If they were me and I was you, Would you have liked a present too.

ondww

So its stuff like this that makes a girl reconsider posting to Reddit.... Someone felt the urge to steal most of my content and set up a Fetlife account as if they were me... I greatly enjoy sharing on Reddit, but would appreciate that no one steals my co

my_vice_is_back

I like your boobs, but they would be better if they were bigger

BreastExpansion

[selling] the panties I used in this photo shoot! They were worn for 2 days, but I can wear them for longer if you like ? PM me for details

usedpanties

[F/D] Dan told her daughter Ashley's that her face looked exactly like mom's when she was 19. Ashley then asked Dan if mom let him jerk off on her face when they were first dating. Now Dan can't cum with out looking at his daughters perfect face.

wincest

If Monday's were more like my panties, they'd be easier to get through ? [f]

gonewild, WeddingRingsShowing, TributeMe

I wouldn't mind selfies if they were all like this:)

Tgirls

Nobody would mind clone troopers if they were all like this

scifigirls

I LOVE the thought of someone wrapping themselves in my dirty socks and releasing like they were cuming inside me <3 [SELLING] my sexy dirty socks let me know if you're interested!

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I don't think anyone could take it easy if they were fucking short haired Emma Watson. She looks like such a cockteasing slut. She needs a hard ramming.

JerkOffToCelebs

Ik there are some fembuds out there who wish they were a subservient cocksuckjng bimbo like her. Kik ksss01234 if you wish to play ;)

GOONED

Looking for goofed out buds who's wish they were a sexy bimbo like her. Built and made to serve. Kik ksss01234. Bonus if you have a fem voice

GOONED

I Wouldn't Mind Shot's If They Were Given Like This

NurseHentai

I'd like pants more if they were as easy to remove

broslikeus

My girl passed out like this while my friends were over and the only bathroom is through this bedroom. I wonder if she flashed them intentionally, and I hope they went in for a closer look

FlashingGirls, AccidentalNude, SleepPorn

(f) “Lipstick never lasted long when they were together; he would always kiss her after she had applied it, as if he liked the smearing viscous sensation. Sometimes she felt sure it was discomposing her that he enjoyed.” ― Sarah Hall, The Beautiful Indiff

40plusGoneWild

When Master tied her to the bar, he'd told her it was why they were called "baristas." "If you can pour coffee like this, you can pour coffee under any circumstances" he'd said.

bondagehumor

At first you worried that your friends would think you were gay if they found out, but that worry slowly went away. You loved lubing him up before he fucked your girl. He made you feel like such a good boy.

straightturnedgay

I slept with my gf’s best friend. Huge mistake! They were testing me to see if I would cheat, and the next morning I woke up in her body. This was my punishment. She had always wanted to live as a man, so my gf let her have my body. I’m now stuck like thi

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If you were wondering what 18 years old tits look like here they are!

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