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Admit it, you thought that was a pizza on the rug [NSFW]

Admit it, you thought that was a pizza on the rug [NSFW]

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I thought that was supposed to go to the Tin Man...(potentially nsfw; exposed organ)

I thought that was supposed to go to the Tin Man...(potentially nsfw; exposed organ)

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[F]or those who saw that my history was cleared and thought I was gone...I'm

[F]or those who saw that my history was cleared and thought I was gone...I'm not! :]

gonewild

Used to get jealous easily...thought that while my gf was texting me, I could be

Used to get jealous easily...thought that while my gf was texting me, I could be assured she was NOT cheating on me...it was (stupidly) comforting. Seeing this would've ruined that for me [Absolutely NSFW, x-post from /r/nsfw ]

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I first thought the ship that was destroyed immediately after I chose the refuse

I first thought the ship that was destroyed immediately after I chose the refuse ending was the Normandy. I sat through the credits thinking this had happened.

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That was my first thought as well (NSFW)

That was my first thought as well (NSFW)

TrollXChromosomes

thought that watching a girl eating an ice-cream cone was awarkward (nsfw)

thought that watching a girl eating an ice-cream cone was awarkward (nsfw)

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For a second I thought that was Sam and cat

For a second I thought that was Sam and cat

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Thought this was pretty bad. Then, to top it off, I realized that this is my moms

Thought this was pretty bad. Then, to top it off, I realized that this is my moms friends daughter whom I grew up with.

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I remember when I was in high school nobody thought I was hot, but now that I'm

I remember when I was in high school nobody thought I was hot, but now that I'm a young adult I think that's changed. [M/18]

ladybonersgw

As a victim of kidnap she thought she was nervous. However, he explained that he

As a victim of kidnap she thought she was nervous. However, he explained that he was the most nervous, what if he was pulled over by the police?!

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you thought that was high maintenance, huh? (NSFW)

you thought that was high maintenance, huh? (NSFW)

Cyberpunk

Foxes suck cock? I thought that was a given..

Foxes suck cock? I thought that was a given..

yiff

This is another one that was pulled from the sub. Again, perhaps the mod(s) thought

This is another one that was pulled from the sub. Again, perhaps the mod(s) thought she was too skinny. Thoughts?

thinspo

Was jacking off to the girls on here when I thought that this (M)oment deserves to

Was jacking off to the girls on here when I thought that this (M)oment deserves to be captured.

gonewild

Thought this was a kids movie? That's a unicorn stuffy. Slightly nsfw?

Thought this was a kids movie? That's a unicorn stuffy. Slightly nsfw?

funny

Wouldn't have thought *that* was lurking in there

Wouldn't have thought *that* was lurking in there

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At first I thought that was a tomato.

At first I thought that was a tomato.

NSFWFunny

This was my little brother. He committed suicide at the age of 56, 70 years ago.

This was my little brother. He committed suicide at the age of 56, 70 years ago. Everyone in the world thought he was the funniest guy ever and he was so ethical and loyal. He was the only one that didn't love himself and was too scared to disappoint ever

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Someone asked for a shot of my circumference, I thought that was cool

Someone asked for a shot of my circumference, I thought that was cool

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Seems to have grown back thicker after a year of waxing. Thought that was a myth!

Seems to have grown back thicker after a year of waxing. Thought that was a myth! (xpost on GW+)

HairyAssGirls

that moment when you accidentally open up r/jilling in the middle of your school

that moment when you accidentally open up r/jilling in the middle of your school library. (sorry for not being jill related. just thought it was related enough. be careful guys)

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A coworker told me that "I need my to get dick sucked" and I thought that

A coworker told me that "I need my to get dick sucked" and I thought that was a fine idea

MassiveCock

[Spoilers] Don't know what it is, but I love when I see a shot in a trailer,

[Spoilers] Don't know what it is, but I love when I see a shot in a trailer, and it turns out that shot is in a completely different place in the film than I thought it would. First shot of Civil War, thought it was gonna be way later.

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Thought that post on r/funny was missing something...

Thought that post on r/funny was missing something...

ImGoingToHellForThis

Someone made this... someone made this, and thought it was ACCEPTABLE, that it was

Someone made this... someone made this, and thought it was ACCEPTABLE, that it was GOOD... that it was hot & sexy...

fnafcringe

While fishing, I thought I was snagged but it turned out to be a buck I was hooked

While fishing, I thought I was snagged but it turned out to be a buck I was hooked into. That buck was horn locked into another buck.

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While fishing, I thought I was snagged but it turned out to be a buck I was hooked

While fishing, I thought I was snagged but it turned out to be a buck I was hooked into. That buck was horn locked into another buck.

natureismetal

Of course the Russians inhaled. I thought that was the point.

Of course the Russians inhaled. I thought that was the point.

ImGoingToHellForThis

Today I was given credit for content of mine that people had shared to another sub,

Today I was given credit for content of mine that people had shared to another sub, and I thought that was really cool! In the future, feel free to refer people to my sub for more.

DillonRose

Found this on Instagram. They actually thought that was her nipple.

Found this on Instagram. They actually thought that was her nipple.

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(M)whelp I hope no hard feelings but I knew somebody was watching me and somebody

(M)whelp I hope no hard feelings but I knew somebody was watching me and somebody still is because I'm getting wired messages under y'all name and I thought it was from y'all be cause all.that b.s so I shared that to see who the outta tall is watching me

gonewild

(M) my favorite movie quote was Forest Gump. When he but jen...nney?????????????????????definitely.

(M) my favorite movie quote was Forest Gump. When he but jen...nney?????????????????????definitely. I thought that was sexy as fuck rather the biggest line or littlest line in hollywood

gonewild

Dude from high school that was coo-coo for cocopuffs. Fast forward, I recieved these

Dude from high school that was coo-coo for cocopuffs. Fast forward, I recieved these lovely messages a couple of years back & thought this was a good place to post. I heard he's posted pics of himself with guns/assorted knives and bugs other HS peeps

creepyPMs

Thought that I was done posting for the day...then this ass pic happened. ?‍♀️

Thought that I was done posting for the day...then this ass pic happened. ?‍♀️ (F)

gonewild

The first time you just thought she was really wet for you. Over time as you became

The first time you just thought she was really wet for you. Over time as you became her cuck, you knew it was his cum that you were sliding in and out of late at night.

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People thought that this was a sexy picture, but the truth is that I was making that

People thought that this was a sexy picture, but the truth is that I was making that expression because I farted LOL

AsianHotties

She had that full, satisfied feeling, and was haunted by the thought that it was

She had that full, satisfied feeling, and was haunted by the thought that it was all downhill from here

SFandFslavegirls

Mom thought that nobody was looking, but everybody was. And of course that was when

Mom thought that nobody was looking, but everybody was. And of course that was when your bully decided to make her his fucktoy.

bangmybully

I woke up to a lot of hate. I’m sorry if I post to much. I thought that was the

I woke up to a lot of hate. I’m sorry if I post to much. I thought that was the point. I just didn’t realize people hardly posted. I’ll leave this one and just lurk around like everyone else for a while❤️ Me and my butterface will chill for a bit.

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I woke up to a lot of hate. I’m sorry if I post to much. I thought that was the

I woke up to a lot of hate. I’m sorry if I post to much. I thought that was the point. I just didn’t realize people hardly posted. I’ll leave this one and just lurk around like everyone else for a while❤️ Me and my butterface will chill for a bit.

BestTeensNSFW

For #tbt (is that still a thing? - hope so!) thought I would share some posts from

For #tbt (is that still a thing? - hope so!) thought I would share some posts from our tumblr blog that was wiped out in the great NSFW Purge last December. This one is a text response from my wife to a photo she had me send her to prove I was cleaning th

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I thought that was her own ass at first

I thought that was her own ass at first

Pornspot

M 40/6’0”/225lbs Thought this was fascinating. Left photo is after swim in the

M 40/6’0”/225lbs Thought this was fascinating. Left photo is after swim in the lake. Right is after a day in warm air. Water must have been colder than I thought, because the head retracted into the circumcised foreskin. That hasn’t happened since before

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Who would’ve thought that was underneath? ?

Who would’ve thought that was underneath? ?

BustyPetite

"Thought she was chubby at that time" (WG)

"Thought she was chubby at that time" (WG)

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Damn I didnt even know who I was delivering to, just thought she was another girl

Damn I didnt even know who I was delivering to, just thought she was another girl flashing her tits for free pizza. I didnt even recognize she was the porn star I had been jerking to forever. Now that I am in her body do I try to act like it's normal unti

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“I never thought that sex was wrong, sinful, dirty. When you take away the thought

“I never thought that sex was wrong, sinful, dirty. When you take away the thought of things being dirty or forbidden, then you can really enjoy your sensuality.” ― Giaconda Belli

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[Interactive] Recently I stole this device that allows me to put people into new

[Interactive] Recently I stole this device that allows me to put people into new bodies and lives. And I thought who else to share it with than r/AnimePossession! u/SwappedWeeb thought it was just a joke, but now look at her! Fill out the form in the comm

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“I never thought that sex was wrong, sinful, dirty. When you take away the thought

“I never thought that sex was wrong, sinful, dirty. When you take away the thought of things being dirty or forbidden, then you can really enjoy your sensuality.” ― Giaconda Belli

NaughtyWives

When the salesman told me that his soap was magic, I thought he was exaggerating,

When the salesman told me that his soap was magic, I thought he was exaggerating, not that he would turn my old great-aunt into a young nymphomaniac bombshell!

OldAgeRegression

Until now, I thought she was joking, but it's true: my girlfriend really offered

Until now, I thought she was joking, but it's true: my girlfriend really offered her grandma a day in her body for her birthday ! And during our summer vacations ! So I wonder if it was also a joke when she told me that I was allowed to let her grandma di

OldAgeRegression

There's been reports of humans gaining a hardening ability after following me

There's been reports of humans gaining a hardening ability after following me into battle. Weird, I thought that was just a titan ability.

GWNerdy

Suddenly I received a snap from a "friend". I thought it was a bad joke,

Suddenly I received a snap from a "friend". I thought it was a bad joke, but the next day, she announced to me that she was no longer sure of her feelings for me and that she needed a break...

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Mommy Liz was so happy to hear that I thought she was still pretty without makeup.

Mommy Liz was so happy to hear that I thought she was still pretty without makeup. With how often I face fucked her throughout the day her makeup got ruined anyway. Now she has more time to sleep in the morning AND more time to play with her energetic boy

CelebrityMommy, Mxture

Somebody come get this bitch! She FUCKED UP! HAHAHAHA! Drunk bitch so far gone she

Somebody come get this bitch! She FUCKED UP! HAHAHAHA! Drunk bitch so far gone she thought she was SWIMMING! That bitch thought she was at the YMCA! HAHAHA! You not at the beach bitch you at a gangbang party! LOL! Look at Tyrone trying to help her! LOL! H

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I thought that I knew thought it was set s!nap*clewflite!

I thought that I knew thought it was set s!nap*clewflite!

Anal_Exxxperts

I was on the train until i saw a bottle that said "Love" on it. i thought

I was on the train until i saw a bottle that said "Love" on it. i thought i was perfume from the cute girl next to me. i told her and she didnt know either but she tried it on. now she invited me to her room and wants me to stay. who knew she was a virgin

animehypnosis

Massive trigger warning and also NSFW. I took a screenshot of Eugenia that was posted

Massive trigger warning and also NSFW. I took a screenshot of Eugenia that was posted here and was trying to kind of bring out the details of just how bad she's gotten and it was worse than I thought it'd be..

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It's not a blowjob, but this was waiting for me in a booth at my local cinema

It's not a blowjob, but this was waiting for me in a booth at my local cinema and I thought that was too hot not to share ?

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