Jizz

Noticed a pattern as to where my cat will step when he walks over me. Not sure what it means, though.

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My gf's tired feet after a day full of school and yoga. Even though I'm often mean to her, it's impossible not to rub them.

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Thinking of all your dirty PMs sure does make it hard to concentrate when I'm exercising. That doesn't mean to stop though!!

ladybonersgw

His girlfriend seemed outright mean to him... it's okay though, I know he likes it

Bisexy

As requested, cream being rubbed in my soles.. Doesn't mean you can't imagine it being something else though ;)

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Though it's not quite [f]our twenty in the morning, doesn't mean I can't enjoy myself...;)

GoneWildSmiles

Leyna Ramous [Boners Beware: according to DNA and science; this is a man (not bad, though, eh? I mean... If no one told me and it just kinda happened - why not? I would, y'know? I don't know... I don't understand anything anymore)]

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How did I become an exhibitionist with a 5" dick? I love getting my dick out in public even though it's smaller than average. I think that means I'm finally accepting the dick I got. That anxiety tore me up between the ages of 15 and 33.

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Didn't mean to order a see-through robe.. Not mad about it, though ;) (f)

gonewild

Got told I was "Boy next door sexy" today, which is by far and away the best compliment I ever received even though I'm not 100% sure what it means.

ladybonersgw

Well it was only like an hour ago, so...yeah. I mean, I didn't say I'd be bothered by it though.

teaseonly

Just because they’re little doesn’t mean they can’t drop... it’s rather piti[f]ul though :(

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(M) it dnt matter who she is.. She kool though. Thats all that matter. It felt genuine laying there holding her Last night and didn't even have sex. Sex dnt mean the ?. Loyalty do. So like I said I hope you get over what scared you forever. Just dnt keep

gonewild

Long business trip means ending with a tasty local IPA (though it’s name now escapes me). (NSFW)

showerbeer

"Hanged" generally means formally executed, while "hung" is generally used for every other meaning of the word (though it'd be kind of funny to describe a well-endowed dude as hanged) (M)

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I like that he's big enough to really grab onto, even though it means I've got to be more careful in tight places ? Happy Monday darlings ?

HiddenStrapon

Found an old email from my wife describing her first time anal experience to her bestie. I love that even though it hurt she wanted to try again and than liked it. What do you think she means by “getting a little rough” at the end?

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LF Mono Source: I mulled it over and thought, even though we're hiding the fact that we're dating, that doesn't mean we can't have sex! We're lovers! Why do we abstain that's stupid! Her I go! Wah! Timeout!

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It’s Monday.. doesn’t mean you can’t breed me before work though

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