Jizz

"I(f) my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."

gonewild

[Manga Spoilers] I am really looking forward when they introduce this little guy here... when the shit hits the fan(s)...

ShingekiNoKyojin

The Fuck is this shit in my mix? It won't dissolve abd you can see it on the cotton. About to take shot and I'll comment on how it hits. Hope that shit isn't seriously unhealthy or dangerous

opiates

DAE remember hitting on this piece of shit? Fuck I'm old.

androidcirclejerk

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.

GoneWildPlus

Keep hitting me up with the requests, this shit addictive

ladybonersgw

Gert: “If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.”

gert_irl

I just have to share this. On Grindr. Guy opens with "Ur a girl?" and some other rude shit, then after a good few lines of me expressing how misinformed that is, he hits me with this like that didn't all just happen. I'm SCREAMING.

ftm

(M) Told you. Soon as I hit single shit hit the fan....I just dnt want them at all. To much shit to catch in this lil ass city...If I was to talk to anybody couldnt be from here. No offense.

gonewild

This shit got me ready to fuck let's play hit me up!

cocainegonewild

Is this what they mean when they say "talk shit, get hit"?

bdsm

This fat little shit hit payday during lockdown, I hope you're proud of yourself fatass

fatsquirrelhate

I dont know how to fact check this, but if its for real, shit hit the fan even harder

u_arsaequi

"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit." On/Off [F27]

GoneWildPierced, altgonewild

This fuckin thing hit our windscreen at 100km/h on the highway tonight. Can see bones and shit in but no idea what it was? Gross as fuck NSFW

straya

24 curious USA hit me up some distract me from this election shit

GaySnapchat

pick me up off this futon and fuck me the way they fuck a little blonde bitch in the porno movies ! if u got a big ass dick and you wanna text on some nasty shit then send a pic. if i like how it's hangin i'll def hit you back with the ? peach pics + go f

BBCsissies

"GODZILLA CAKE" If you a 10 a g type of nigga then this weed aint for you lil bro...This that shit you hit two or three times and you already high type of shit! Smoke the whole blunt if you want to feel like you did when you was a kid again! Hit me up and

DogHoes, StonerProTips, GrowingMarijuana