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How can you watch your kid get like this - and still give her ice cream??

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Does your Asshole ever gets jelous for what comes out of your mouth? Wait.... I was kidding

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PSA: You may think you're chatting on Snapchat with a hot circlejerker, but then bam - you get a cock pic. Don't let your kids get caught.

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Parents at Hungry Jacks. (Burger King). Teach your kids! You have to actually (literally) walk past the bin to get out.

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If your kid fell in a pool, would you get rid of the water to save it?

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You're at the beach w/your kid. Ya kid start getting in some aquatic distress but then this honey winks at ya. Wyd??

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ImGoingToHellForThis

That face you make when your highschool dropout part time employees with 6 kids and no husband/wife who refuse to take their jobs that require no skill or effort to do well seriously and are too stupid to get a simple order right demand a minimum 16$ an h

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LONG TIME FAN, FIRST POST. PLZ RESPECT YOUR ELDERS (ME) THOUGH - I AM A BADASS I'M JUST REALLY OLD AND DON'T HAVE A LAWN TO YELL AT KIDS TO GET OFF OF SO I JUST NEED TO VENT OKAY

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When you and your wife both get home a little early, and grandma isn't bringing the kids home until 5:30.

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F/24/5'5"/165lbs always have felt a bit "chubby" I've had people tell me things like "you have a baby making body" and "your kids aren't gonna go hungry" pretty humiliating sometimes but im starting to get more confident with my body.

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When you bring your kid to get vaccinated

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Comment below what you’d do to them and your kik, filthiest mind gets kids of both.

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"Do you have to get back to your fat wife and kids or can you stay and talk?"

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bodyswap

This kids are out side. hurry , get on your knees

DadsGoneWild

[33] "The kids get home in 10 minutes. Hurry, get on your knees "

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When your kids head of to college, they get tons of info about safety and this year, info on Covid safety. Here is a slide from one of a friend's college health - Georgia (NSFW)

COVID

When your kids head of to college, they get tons of info about safety and this year, info on Covid safety. Here is a slide from one of our friend's college health - Georgia nsfw

FellowKids

Verrucous Carcinoma of the Penis - yes there is one in there. Get your HPV vaccine, kids.

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“Your staring so much we’re going to get pregnant! Just kidding, unless??”

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