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Why men shouldn't take phone messages

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How are you supposed to concentrate at work with messages like this.....

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Porn with a positive message [nsfw]

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It was Clint Eastwood's birthday last week. The skywriting message didn't work the way they wanted it to...

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So, I got wasted last night and messaged all my friend's parents. My favorite response. [NSFW text]

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Message to Jimmy Wales; a strategy to funding Wikipedia :) [slightly NSFW]

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Classic text message fail. I can't believe this actually happened!

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I responded to a cute message my girlfriend left on our whiteboard...needless to say I didn't get laid that night

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There's a hidden message (NSFW)

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I received a lovely message from a fine gentleman the other day.

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Stayed at my buddies house last week. On my way home he sent me this picture with a message that read, "Send $500 and a USPS pre-paid envelope or your undies become my new spank rag."

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I'm getting mixed messages here (NSFW?) First Post

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Browsing porn, then I get a message of pure seduction. [NSFW]

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Pizza box with hidden message

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A message from Dr. Phil at a Thai restaurant's bathroom in Hollywood (xpost from /r/WTF)

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a stranger with the wrong number came at me with a sexual text message. I decided to roll with it [NSFW]

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Reddit inspired my wife to leave me her own shower hair message.

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I'm getting mixed messages here Emma [NSFW]

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When your skinny jeans send you a message, call it back

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As a growing interest in australia is occurring i find it my duty as a australian to leave this message

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In honor of July 4th, a message from the Queen

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My "Go to" Picture for awkward text messages to friends, family, and randoms.

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Got a message from an unknown number. No words, just this.

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Going through my old messages to my husband. We're either doing it right - or very, very wrong.

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Hopefully they will get the message.. Happy New Year 202!

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It's not about etiquette, it's about sending a message

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My friend just sent me this with the message, "Wish you were here"

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Message my SO just sent me. (NSFWish?)

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Friend of mine found a message written in glue on the inside of some packaging NSFW

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To the guy who installed the chair rail at my workplace 14 years ago: message received. (NSFW language)

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I found this message in the girls restroom at the high school I work(custodian).nsfw

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We got a soda fountain in our break room. Someone was trying to send a message...

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MTV hotlinks to stolen image for article. Owner replaces picture with dickpic and message for MTV

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message from my brother: "Ok guys we need to make it past the tip for the first down we can do this" [NSFW]

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Kinda getting a mixed message here, PETA... [NSFW]

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My wife had a bad week so she angrily crocheted a message to everyone who upset her.

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I send this photo to friends that take too long at responding to a text message.

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A message for Comcast

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Funny tinder message (minor NSFW)

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The best error message I've ever seen.

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A message from the Royal Family

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Google is sending me some NSFW subliminar messages

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NSFW My fiancé messaged me imitating me when she had my phone, it was worth a try!

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So I was bored, and a bot messaged me on KiK.

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[NSFW] A Pleasant Message From Netflix

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My parents are re-doing the ceiling in their basement for the first time since moving in. They found a message from the guys who built the house

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I airbnb my house and have a chalk wall where guests can leave messages. Today I received the mother load.

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Wife wants anal. Sent a lunch message. 'In the butt'

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Left a message for the surgeon operating on me yesterday

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Favorite feature on the Note8, live messages nsfw

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The thing I 3D-printed the other day came with a rather odd hidden message.

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This is STILL my favorite thing to send friends who don't answer text messages

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I appreciate all the kind,sweet,and funny messages you all send even when I'm not active. Thanks!

GoneMild

57 new messages from Mark

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Message from my local gas station attendant

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Last night as I left my girlfriends, I decided to leave her a message on her camera for when she woke up. (Slightly NSFW)

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Please enjoy this wholesomely funny message with me, your deserve it <3

SexWorkerPMs

My wife and I post cute messages to each other on the fridge, she wasn't a fan of this one

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Our baby had a message for mama while breastfeeding

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Tried viewing a nsfw subreddit. Instead received this error message

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