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My fiancée recently described my hair as “gay as fuck”... Pretty accurate observation in my opinion ??‍♀️ ?

dykesgonewild

Accurate representation of those fat fucks in a book I was reading to a client

fatsquirrelhate

When your high key making a tiktok but also lowkey fucking the onahole you wedged between your matress and boxspring bonus points if you can accurately guess how many times I came

traps

When your high key making a tiktok video but also lowkey fucking the onahole you wedged between your mattress and boxspring oh and bonus points if you can accurately guess how many times I came

traps

This Cunt Fucks! Lexi Belle totally DESTROYS angry feminist Princess Astrid with FACTS and LOGIC! Watch this 100% accurate reconstruction produced by Civilisation LLP which is suitable for even sensitive cunts to view.

MaledomEmpire

Brie Larson hates bras. I'd say we love her for it, but it's more accurate to say we'd love to fuck her for it.

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