Jizz

Frying an egg on the pavement...you're doing it right!

AnimatedPorn

Too drunk to post last night, too broke to afford good food: fried egg sandwich.

drunkencookery

Hangover cookery: Fried Spam, egg, and cheddar on a floury bap with mandatory Sriracha

drunkencookery

Fried egg sandwiches with extra mayo.

drunkencookery

Deli sandwich with corned beef, fries. egg, cheese and slaw.

foodornude

French fries and eggs: why I thought this was a good idea I have no clue, so don't ask

drunkencookery

I make a mean fried egg sandwich [x-post /r/food]

drunkencookery

Fried eggs & porkchop & busch

drunkencookery

Fried bologna, fried egg, fried brain from the longest Saturday. Time to kill this twelver now.

drunkencookery

[XRAY] Tass Daly .. uhh looks like a fried egg under there.. barely xrayed

xray

Rice that is fried with an egg on top.

drunkencookery

I fried an egg. Then put it in a grilled cheese.

drunkencookery

Scotch egg, fried brussel sprouts, and mashed potatoes served with, what else? Scotch!!!

drunkencookery

The End Result: Steak on top of fried egg and ham steak, homefries, roasted asparaus, squash, garlic mix, & roasted tomatoes with goat cheese. Paired with a vodka soda.

drunkencookery

Bacon egg and chili cheese fries

drunkencookery

5 eggs, covered in bacon, with tomatoes fried in bacon fat. Is there anything better than bacon fat?

drunkencookery

Riding [Fried.Eggs]

Drawn_Horsecock

How'd you like your eggs? Fried or fertilized?

ConfusedBoners, NLSSCircleJerk

Ordered fried egg. Got melons instead..

downblouse, Isa_2, cleavage, amazingtits, burstingout

Fried egg, pepperjack, chipotle aioli, deli turkey on home made whole wheat + "Les Terres Basses" fermented white grape drank

drunkencookery

Gourmet burger with jalapeño bacon, sweet potato sausage hash, havarti cheese, mustard maple mayo, and a fried egg [possibly nsfw]

gifs, ConfusedBoners

Amazing Fried Egg Sandwich for Breakfast!

FamilyFoods

Gravity man, it sucks. But I'll still love them, even if they look like two fried eggs sunny side up hanging from a nail.

PlanetDrakula

Catching some rays. Sunning the girls. Frying the eggs. And so on...

wifesharing

Fried Eggs

nsfw_wtf, WTF

Ginger fried eggs

ginger

Fried egg salad (with slivers of avocado)

TowelGirls, GirlsWithHeadTowels

I love frying eggs on my vulva!

badwomensanatomy

[Food] Steak and Eggs wrapped with a fried cheese shell

NoSillySuffix, u_InSane_We_Trust

Pastrami, fresh roast beef, fried egg, smoked aged muenster cheese. With mayo, and Coleman's mustard on toasted torta bread.

Sandwiches

Fried eggs? Pms open

Bulges

Was told you all would like this. I made a fried egg on an everything bagel with homemade spicy mayo and some scotch bonnet hot sauce to top it off. Possibly NSFW

spicy

Starting my day off with shibari and fried egg sammies <3

ddlg

Egg frying outside of Spaceship Earth in Epcot. (Credit to @contextmovies on Twitter)

EggsInStrangePlaces

Breakfast pizza. Hand grated hash browns, fried egg and cheese, and 3 strips of bacon for crust.

shittyfoodporn

Like fried eggs hanging from a nail

tiny_saggers

Y'all don't really know who I am, God damn.. I'm like grease in the frying pan cause I am Bacon, eggs, toast, butter.. Smooth sexy lover more FRESH than others

lactation, u_BitterWar5, u_F31sty

"If I covered my dick in egg and breadcrumbs and deep fried it would it taste like a battered sausage?"

footjobs

Hey Siri, play Fried or Fertilized (p.s. I like my eggs fertilized) <3

knockmeup

Fried egg, veggies, and turmeric spaghetti — not all noodles were soft (spicy!)

SexyChefs

F • 37 • 5'8 • 300lbs ...it's 1am, just showered, about to eat 4 fried pork egg rolls. Shout out to obese people of Reddit! ?

normalnudes

You like your eggs fried? I prefer mine to be fertilized ?

BreedingMaterial

[I ate] fried rice chicken with egg and spicy sauce ?

food