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What is a particle accelerator for? Just remember this quote: "The end of every piece of technology is to show naked women" (I can't remember the author, but it's a good thumb rule for a hypothetical exam)

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[NSFW] Sort of. Found this while looking for inspirational quotes...this is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Yeah, that's right, portray this as a good reason to have a kid. -.-

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Went to The House of the Temple for the Scottish Freemasons today in Washington, DC. This quote really stuck with me. [auto-x-post - OP was JustSomeAverageGuy]

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A veteran British fighter for the people, Tony Benn, has died. He would have been at home in this sub. Here is my favourite quote of his. [auto-x-post - OP was Fuckyousantorum]

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Please humor me; what's the source for these quotes?

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The two main presidential candidates--Sernie Banders and Antonio Banderas-- are both mocking the Internet. Bernie's coffee was quoted saying "thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"

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