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So my friend went to Vegas, this was his facebook status.

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Valentine's day Facebook status - Zero fucks given

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A local whore recently made a facebook status talking about her not being the prior. My friend copied her status and put it up in a males point of view.

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Facebook status hacking just isn't good enough anymore. Seems like my friends masterpiece got defiled [NSFW]

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Just Updating My Facebook Status

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Amy's Baking Company's Facebook 'comments' on their Battletoad status

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Oh crap I've been shot! Better update my Facebook status!

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My daily entertainment is this chick's hypocritical facebook rants (Note: she is 20, not 15 like the girls she complains about in this status)

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So my friend from Cali came to Vegas for the new year, this is his first Facebook status update...

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MRW when my friends change their Facebook status to "In a Relationship"

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House Rule has bitten a friend on the ass - 'Post winning hand as Facebook status'

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Facebook status: "anyone wanna give me a paragraph summary of all of star wars before i see the new one this afternoon" [obvious spoilers]

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I made a picture to show what it looks like when TBM's on Facebook get all prophetesque in their statuses and their microfollowing starts commenting and sharing the post.

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My buddy made a comment on my Facebook status worthy of this sub

ImGoingToHellForThis

How a rapist justifies his actions ~ real facebook status ~ NSFL

Feminism

What happened? why is everyone posting this status? Did facebook change anything?...

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A guy comitted shotgun suicide on Facebook Live. This is currently his status.

ImGoingToHellForThis

My bully updated Mom's Facebook status

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Tom's response to Facebook's current status NSFW

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Changing Facebook status to "Naked"

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Changing Facebook status to "Naked"

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Dog's Facebook status: Tried to save the master from the vacuum cleaner today... He just yelled at me.

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Dog's Facebook status: Tried to save the master from the vacuum cleaner today... He just yelled at me.

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