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Drunk sous chef problems

KitchenConfidential

Hi. I wanna get railed into the pavement, and only like girls, but also wanna get a facial, and generally I'm just a ridiculous mess of a gal. Here's the problem, I live in crappy ol Southeast GA. (PS IM DRUNK, SRY FOR RAMBLIBG)

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Another drunk snake, I dunno why the snakes I find have problems, but nobody's perfect

Lamia, u_Hugo_slam

"Hey! What was that drink you left on the counter" I texted you, you had left an experimental serum out that would transform whoever drunk it into the opposite sex, the problem is our cat was shedding and was mixed in, so when I accidentally drank it, I b

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I really want to get pregnant tonight. If it's not a problem for you that I'm a little drunk

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