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First Ti[m]e - I read girls on here don't like to see it all...

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An original story I wrote with my best friend, please don't read this if you're easily offended. In fact don't read it at all, it's complete nonsense.

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Anyone know where I can find the rest of these. They're posted on /b/ so I don't know if anyone else saw them but it has to be the most story I've ever read.

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One more from the [Madoka Magica] swimsuit set. (Don't read it if you haven't seen the entire series.)

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I don't think the person that wrote this read it out loud.

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It's cool, I don't think they can read yet..

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This is the worst meme I've ever made. It's a complete disgrace. Please downvote it. No, really. It sucks. This is not a joke. Don't even bother reading it. You'll only be disappointed. It's not even bad in a good way. Just downvote so we can get past thi

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Only in Sackvegas, read it out loud if you don't get it.

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Just found this tab while cleaning out my browser. I'm pretty certain I opened it from this sub. Does this ring a bell for anyone? Title reads "If you're playing LEAVE, don't look in the mirror" (warning: screamer like pic)

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Your rage fuels me ? I don't even read it lol

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A reminder to always read the forums about what is/is not compatible. And don’t bank on that one user who got it working with black magic thinking that you can replicate it.

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"I don't judge anyone of any stripe by what they read. Reading is always good for you. It's a positive act." -- George Pelacanos (42)

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