Jizz

Being lazy, laying on the couch and watching Crime shows (f)

gonewild

And then (s2e10 villain) later learned his lesson, stopped commiting crime, and only shows off at parties

FlashTV

Way to sexualize a show . Crime patrol, Sexualizd click-batey thumbnails. Now it made sense why so many of thier videos have millions of views.

india, ImagesOfIndia

This Louis CK thing just goes to show how disgusting and easily manipulated redditors are. He admitted to committing a beyond disgusting crime, but it's OK because he's /ourguy/. Let's jerk his cock off some more.

conspiracy

M4F - Lost a bit of weight and feeling like showing off and exchanging with a naughty partner in crime ;-)

ladybonersgw, mangonewild, DadsGoneWild

It'd be a crime not to show off my cock this morning!

MenGW

It'd be a crime not to show off my cock this fine morning!

boysgonewild

A Kosovo MP took this horryfing photo in the Assembly to show the scale of Serbia's crimes during the war. An Albanian woman is raped by three members of Serbian forces. At least 20.000 women and men were raped in 1998/99.

europe

There's a new TV show starting in AltBoobWorld - distopian future with a girl who rights wrongs and fights crime in her own way. Looks good!

AltBoobWorld

POV you (F)uck me while I watch my crime shows

asstastic

WARNING: NSFW! These are Simba (front) and Bali, two brothers in crime. Chillaxing is not possible without showing off.

catbellies

Baking while watching my favourite true crime show

girlsdoingstuffnaked, slutwives, GenevieveMarceau

Sometimes I wish I could always be naked to show off all my hard work

Crime_Scenes