Jizz

Bought a cheap Chinese pouch on Amazon. Doesn't quite fit. Can't wait for underwear night at bar.

GaybrosGoneWild

Chinese Amazon Doggos still practice the ancestral "kiss of death" ritual. Once kissed 3 times, they will chase each other to the end of the Earth until one dies.

ShittyAnimalFacts, PeopleFuckingDying