Jizz

The touchless car wash left this pattern on my grimy roof

mildlyinteresting

Man, nobody cares about their cars anymore. The roof of this one is all screwed up

buttplug

A couple in my town hit a cow in the road the other night and had to drive home with it on the roof of their car.

WTF

WCGW If I jump on this icy table feet first from the roof a car?

Whatcouldgowrong

Crackhead falls off roof, lands on car and is declared invincible!

cracktivities

For the people in the back. I WOULD EAT THAT ASS IN PUBLIC, ON THE ROOF OF SOMEONE'S CAR

AssAndTits

[NSFL] Bank Manager dies after a 1.5Kg stone from a crushing unit 500 meters away hits him through the Car Roof [Story in Comments]

nevertellmetheodds, theydidthemath