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at what point can you stop calling them shorts?

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"When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them." [f]

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I don't call them pigtails, I call them handlebars.

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You call them back dimples, I call them thumb rests.

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(F) By the way, I can be quite a bitch to my men :-) Always telling them to do this and that, calling them lazy. Often they become very provoked, frustrated and very angry, only to find me like this in the bedroom, waiting :-) Are you a good fuck when you

gonewild

...and THAT'S why they call them "stripper heels"

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Squeezing my dick into some size 4 pants. Ha! my friend's pants(he is a guy). He doesn't look that good in them. ;) I call them superman pants.

Bulges

Call them what you want, I call them four of my favorite piercings, that happen to be on my lower lip (NSFW)

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You call them obnoxious thugs; she calls him daddy

Cuckold

some call them "(f)ake" I call them "Upgraded"

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I'd call them dunes

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She affectionately calls them her "Big Fake Tits"

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They don't call them funbags for nothing

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some a'hole called them ugly pancakes, so here is more o[f] them!

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Most people call old, torn up boxers trash. I call them easy access.

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Call them Wu-Tang Clan because they ain't nothing to fuck with

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I call them my red fuzzies.

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Calling them goat fuckers isn't giving them enough credit.

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[F] 6'2 in heels...hubby calls them the stairway to heaven

TallGoneWild

My wife does not like me calling her breast bresticals. Based on urban dictionary what should I call them?

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Before you called them Goddess minors, I called them my bitches.

FemdomMatriarchy

Was told, today, I'm not allowed to call them Blacks. Found the NAACP approved version.

ImGoingToHellForThis

Would you like my panties? I'll soak them for you, even include a video of me doing it ;) I'm gonna call them my "Friday office panties" because I wore them today.

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Calling them over][f]

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Renter posts 1-star review complaining about withheld security deposit. Host calls them out.

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Some people call 'em sweater puppies, but man I call them kitties (titties!)

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Like my butt dimples or as I call them, my cum catchers? (F)

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Boobs, Tits, Melons, Jugs... You may call them whatever you'd like!

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I call them my little Morty's

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[mom] You called them bastards for calling your escort mother a "prostitute". So they beat you up and hired her.

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She had wondered why all the sorority girls forced their pledges to call them "Mistress" -- she found out why on hazing night.

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Calling them "sand people" ? so uncivilized (good ole tits/ass/face combo) [f]

GWNerdy

A Tribute To My Lovey Ex in Oz... He Used To Call Them ‘White Pointers’...x

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Some call them triple D's some call them [F]'s

gonewild

[F] Someone called them 'magnificent orbs' here and that sounds expensive so I gotta cover and protect them

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Call Them [2]

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[OC]Do you like them? I call them my little mortys.

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I call them bee stings, you can call them whatever you'd like (;

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I call them my thumb holders.

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TIL calling out the frauds is a bannable offense, and that pathetic is a bad word. "You can't call them out! That's not a very positive comment in our positive-only-safespace!" The edited post I called out wasn't even removed. What an A-Grade mod they've

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I hope the judges take into account that there may be a lot of little (f)s looking for their attention, but none will let you choke them as hard, or call them so many nasty names.

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My daughter's school friend's parents are apparently the biggest pieces of shit I've ever met... They didn't take my reply to this post calling them monsters too well.

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You call them THICC, I call the HOT.

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Women of the 50s have been something else! Once they called those swimsuits, now they call them dresses!

sexygirls

Curves, rolls, whatever you call them, I've got them

BBW

As a Daddy, I'm really not convinced there's many better feelings in this world than seeing the look in your littles eyes when you call them a good girl/boy, tell them you love them, or just tell them how amazing they are in general ?

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New to this sub, I call them thigh brows!

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Calling them motherfuckers is putting it gently

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(f) 44. My favourite thigh highs, or stockings as we call them in the UK. Hope you like them.

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Let's put on two strings and call them "bikini" [mf_uncen]

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[F] My husband calls them my “day brighteners” :P

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That's what they called them...

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Hi I'm Sara we Brits call them tights but whatever you call them I love them.

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I don't call them stretch marks, I call them ripples

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I don't call them stretch marks, I call them ripples

BBW_Chubby

[Selling] These panties have been soaking up the smell of my sweet pussy for so long now.. and you could buy them for only $30!! I call them my peekaboo panties ? Visit my website to buy them and see what others I have!! I offer lots of add ons too and wi

Sniffingknickers

Instead of having to type 'Political Trolls' we can just call them Cockwombles...much more fun

worldpolitics

SWERFs are so touchy when you call them out on their bullshit. Always call them out anyway. Here's a meme.

SexPositive

They call them scars, we call them trophies!

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He calls them Crown Jewels! The pubes is what does it for me.

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