Jizz

If you guys don't reaffirm my worth and validate my existence, the penis gets it!... OK I kid - I love my manhood too much and I'm too much of a pussy. And the butter knife is the wrong way round - oops!

gaymersgonewild

I DISCOVERED A NEW SHEATH FOR MY TRUSTY BUTTER KNIFE

spacedicks, WTF

[50/50] Bilbo & Gandalf as Calvin & Hobbes | A dude shoving a butter knife down his urethra.

FiftyFifty

[50/50] Guy cutting testicles off with a dull butter knife (NSFW) | Cute fluffy puppy

FiftyFifty

[50/50] Naked hottie making vanilla pudding (NSFW) | Old man inserting a butter knife into his urethra

FiftyFifty

[50/50] Britney Spears in her prime (NSFW) | Man unflinchingly pushes butter knife fully into his penis (NSFL)

FiftyFifty, cringe, cringepics, WTF, cringegifs

Bought a new knife - cut through my finger like through butter.

Shatter

My butters. Then, If I am, he's a hot knife. [F]

gonewild

Using a butter knife to cut open those nylons before some anal.

RippedLowerGarments

10 stitches all from a butter knife. Who knew they were so sharp?

mildlyinteresting

This lady lives in her "van". She's also batshit crazy. In this photo you can see her stabbing an electronic keyboard with a butter knife. She stabs the keyboard over and over again. True story.

vandwellers

[50/50] Pretty aerodynamic hamburger | Pretty infected butter-knife stab-wound (NSFW/L)

FiftyFifty

Black cock cuts through Asian ass like hot knife on butter - she rewards cock with a kiss

anal, AssToMouth, nsfw, interracial_porn

Razor knife went through my thumb like butter

Shatter

100 up votes and I'll stick my crumby butter knife in my girlfriend's new bottle of Vegemite

pics

Cuts through her like a hot knife through butter

guro

Do NOT underestimate the butter knife

BravoRealHousewives

The handle on this butter knife

trypophobia

Bending a butter knife for welding class

MedicalGore