Jizz

It's gonna hurt if she sits on that bottle opener

Hotchickswithtattoos

has anyone seen my bottle-opener? ah - found it!

bikinis

Bottle Opener. [NSFW]

HighHeels

The bottle opener you never knew you had [NSFW]

pics

A bottle opener my grandfather bought 30 years ago and gave me today. Thank you, old pervert! [NSFW]

funny

Cat, playing with wooden penis bottle opener [NSFW]

funny

I forgot my bottle opener...

pics, WTF

Well, she did say we needed a new bottle opener [NSFW]

hotties, nsfw

Bottle Opener

Objects

That is one hot bottle opener!

nsfw

Nude girl trying to get her tan bottle open at the beach

beach

I refuse to bend to your bottle opening rules!

firstworldanarchists

She calls this move "the bottle-opener"

Objects

21st century bottle opener. Get one today!!

nsfw

I see your bottle opener and raise you an entire rack of bottle openers.

funny, WTF

When your boyfriend has the bottle opener but you don't want to wake him

MakeupAddiction

Perfect bottle opener

nsfw

[50/50] Wine bottle opener inserted into urethra (NSFW/L) | Miranda Kerr's photoshoot pics (NSFW)

FiftyFifty

Bottle opener kept in the bathroom.... It's [F] ine.

showerbeer

Bottle Opener

NSFW_GIF

Finally, a useful bottle opener. NSFW

funny

A bottle opener a friend brought back for me from vacation

bigdickproblems

PsBattle: This sexually excited bottle opener

photoshopbattles

Made a chode bottle opener for my buddy's birthday (semi nsfw)

Blacksmith

Found an Alien's head bottle opener!

funny

Tikal bottle opener

memomagnetics

Built-in bottle opener

MensHighJinx

Bottle opener

Milfie

Magnetic bottle openers

memomagnetics

I lost my bottle opener...

GaybrosGoneWild

Saw this bottle opener at my cousins place..

funny

Who needs a bottle opener anyway...

collegesluts, fuckyeahcollegesluts

The family bottle opener

funny

Penis shaped bottle opener.

pics

Dads friends bottle opener modeled after a penis

mildlyinteresting

8" Wooden Dick Bottle Opener ($13.45 + $4.49 S/H)

AmazonWTF

The local museum is overflowing with new bottle opener designs.

ImGoingToHellForThis

My buddy went to Bali and all I got was this bottle opener...

funny

My buddy went to Bali and all I got was this bottle opener...

NSFWFunny

Anyone have a bottle opener?

Objects, anal, alteredbuttholes, HighMileageHoles, Amateur

Me vs the gfs bottle opener

sizecomparison

My softie lined up with the gfs bottle opener

softies

This bottle opener...

ATBGE

(M) I went to a friend house of mine's and they had a wooden dick bottle opener I wonder what she used it for??????other then bottles

gonewild

Popping that champagne bottle open

BetterEveryLoop, holdmycosmo, UpvotedBecauseBoobs, Whatcouldgowrong, yesyesyesno, UpvotedBecauseButt

Last place trophy for our GOT fantasy league. A bottle opener from the Ramsay Bolton collection.

freefolk

This bottle opener my wife bought in Spain.

funny, NSFWFunny

Bottle Opener

tightdresses

Bottle Opener

Turnonia

A new kind of bottle opener.

gifs, youseeingthisshit, WatchPeopleFallinLove, dontputyourdickinthat, holdmybottleopener

Cursed_bottle opener

cursedimages

This bottle opener was under a buck!

ATBGE

Popping a Bottle open at the Beach

thighdeology

Popping a Bottle open at the Beach

ecchi

Popping a Bottle open at the Beach [Original]

awwcoholics

Not that bad I guess. Aftermath of a car accident (about a week ago). Got T boned in my little UTE and this is what my bottle opener keyring did to my knee.

MedicalGore

I couldn't....get the....fuckin bottle open....

GoneWildSmiles, shatteredporcelain

The shiny end of this bottle opener makes a great weed scoop (much neater bowl-packing)

StonerProTips

[Inanimate] Wine Bottle Opener by DustyError

Inanimate_TFs

THE BOTTLE OPENS AGAIN AND HERE WE GO AGAIN s!n?ap=agoclands

IndiansGoneWild