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Billy asked his mom why he didn't have any brothers or sisters... She replied, "Because I ate them."

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When I asked for dirty comments, many replied wanting to "bend me over"...Is this what you were looking [f]or?

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Girlfriend asked me what I wanted for Valentine's Day, I replied with this picture. Chances of success? Slim to none. [NSFW]

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I think this guy is upset with me. I wrote him and asked if he hated winning. Can someone translate his reply? Possibly NSFW.

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This is why I rarely respond to people who try to contact me on Facebook. Asks me to add him, sends a barrage of messages over a few months after 1 reply, sends a dick picture, then blocks me. I don't even know what to make of it.

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When asked what he would have become if he wasn't a professional footballer, Peter Crouch replied: "A virgin".

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My husband sent me a text and asked what's [f]or dinner. I replied with this...

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seeing red- sent him these as a tease 9 hours ago asking if we were still on (f)or tonight. No reply, I guess that means we aren't...

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An elder friend on facebook posted this at a festival (he frequents them), but he doesn't reply to fb msgs, so I'm asking you guys, what is this food thay are holding? Red velvet something?

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Sent an anon ask on Tumblr. The reply REALLY turned me on. How do I explore this further?

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Someone once asked me if I could be anymore offensive with my art toward God "who gave me my talent." I replied YES, and drew this. NSFW

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Boring night so.. How about we play a game? Ask me whatever you want, I have to reply, and I have to be honest. (F19)

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The wife and I are currently dogsitting. When the dog's owner emailed asking if he was ruining our plans, we replied with this picture.

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"They asked me how I knew, My true love was true, Oh, I o(f) course replied, Something here inside, Cannot be denied."

gonewild

Asked girlfriend what she was up to. She replied "same as usual" and sends me this.

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You guys asked, I replied ;) Last one for the day, Thanks for all the comments

gonewild

When asked "what's my favourite bike?" I reply with this. Gets a laugh everytime (from anyone cool anyways). NSFW-ish

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TIL the first animal to answer a question was asked, "How do you like your memes?" to which it replied, "Dank."

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Ask Reddit Topic : What feels illegal but isn't? / This reply is slightly trashy.

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Asked S/O if she wanted to go to Universal Studios in Florida, this is her reply.

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Asked her what she would do to another mans cock she replied by doing this. I hope she does someday.

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As I fucked my wife last night I asked her if she thought she could handle a dick bigger than mine in her pussy, she replied "yes, and in my ass too". Tell us what you would do with this delicious backside!

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She asked “what is that” I replied “cum”

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You guys asked for more(f)she's excited about the replies

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NSFW- When you ask the teacher if you can go to the bathroom and they reply "I don't know can you?"

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Asked an "Instagram model" type about her size preference and she replied!

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Sent this to someone who asked for it but hasn't replied . So i'll share it with you guys :D

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I asked SimSimi to help me solve the lore, it replied this.

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Very needy little girl today!! So I asked my Daddy if He still loves me today. This was His reply. I'm so lucky to has Him.

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So. Sent somebody a picture of my cock. They replied with "hmmm". Asking what your guys' honest opinion is. Here is my flaccid dick.

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Bent Over, Ass Exposed, Sheer White Panties. Majority Of Reply's Wanted Another. Ask And You Shall Receive.

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Asked my friend what he's up to, replies he's at Macy's and sends this picture... *hint* that's my gf.

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Last night someone asked me what I like to do for fun. I replied "internet stripping."

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Wife and I got off to all your replies and chatting! She asked me to post this next

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Wife and I have been fantasizing about her being a hotwife. I asked how her massage went today and this was her reply.

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"Aren't you afraid of my darkness, my dear?" Hades asked with mischief in his eyes. "No," Persephone replied, "You haven't even seen mine yet." [GFE]; custom [vid] & erotica [lit]

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Its A PM day ! I'm Gonna reply All of you today ! So Pm me whatever you want to ask me ! btw thanks For the 6.5k Followers !

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If you wanted to ask anything feel free. Sorry I’m terrible at replying to messages. Here’s some boobs!

DamnYouVicky

Her Fwb just asks for pics and she always replies

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You have asked to see more o[f] me so I thought I’d give my new fans some more. Hope you like! Comments welcome as what’s. I’ll reply where I can x

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I once had someone ask me "Are you sure your gay?" I replied with "GOD I FUCKIN LOVE DICK" and i love showing off, so here is my 8.5" cock

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First time getting acupuncture and saw this on the wall. I asked if she can do the CV-1 on me. She replied "Why? Do you enjoy pissing blood?". I hope she just has a dark sense of humor.

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"Hey Jenna come on! You ready for the pool?" my younger sibling asked. "Yeah I'll be right there, I'm just taking a quick snap!" I replied. My cousin Jenna was always the family favorite, so much so that nobody even noticed I was gone at the moment... It'

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Messaged my wife and asked if she was wearing underwear...this is what she replied with...so, yeah, I jizzed to this :)

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I asked feiyu for a QC and I think he got mad and stop replying ?

FashionReps

The strange lady next door called me over and suddenly showed off her plump flesh. "Like what you see?" she asked. Out of confusion, and maybe pity, I replied positively. "Then how about you hold onto this old body for a while" she said in a sinister tone

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When someone asks me if my beard makes me hot in the summer, I reply it makes me hot all year long.

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Who else is into naked asses? Let's trade some. Wickr Me joy4more. Stick to subject, no reply otherwise. Don't ask 'what you into', 'cause the title says most.

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Im in fucking shock honestly, someone asked this in quora, then a guy replied with this and a pic of his chest and belly

Cringetopia

She sent me pic of her fucking herself, When I asked her what she was thinking about this is her reply-and ass for reference

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Fuck, marry... swap? The photo you receive in an anonymous e-mail sounds like spam, as it asks you to reply back with your choice. Little do you know that choices like these have magical consequences!

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My neighbor once came up to my door, complained and asked to "quiet down the annoying loud sex noises as if I have horse cock". I jokingly replied "Statistically, it is that big". So one thing led to another...

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When asked why our walks take so long, sis and I just reply that we're getting in touch with nature.

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Cum play with me ? I'm 19 years old ? I always reply on OF and you can ask for a free dick rate ? Don't be shy, let me do a custom with your name ?

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Cum play with me ? I'm 19 years old ? I always reply on OF and you can ask for a free dick rate ? Don't be shy, let me do a custom with your name ?

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I asked my mummy Kaley Cuoco what I should get her for her birthday, she replied just one word "pregnant"

CelebrityMommy

Tell me your favourite walked into a bar joke! Mine is; Two lesbians walk into a bar one orders a vodka and the other asks why, she replies with I like a hard liqueur

u_LittleViolett

Little brother asked,“Why is your ass full of cum?" I replied,"Dad did this before going out.” He said,“Great lube.”

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Boyfriend asked me what I was doing, I replied ‘your homie’ ??? he’s running home as I type ??

Cuckold

Someone just asked me "So all you do is Ballbusting?" - My Reply: "Bend over Bitch and I'll show you!" - LOL - [OC]

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