Jizz

[m]y "piece". yes, that was a stupid joke.

treesgonewild

So I took these pics while my G/F was asleep and showed them to her saying that I wanted to post them up on the internet (as a joke) and she ACTUALLY wants me too....Good girl!! NSFW

reddit.com

That was a joke, Shepard.

masseffect

[F] I'm not a man that wants for much so after saying I literally want nothing for my birthday and refusing to offer gift suggestions, I suggested my gf could give me karma. I was sorta joking...turns out she sorta wasn't. :P

gonewild

I had hoped that this was a joke but after similar pictures on here, this just makes me want to cry.

lolgrindr

[LE] i was making my rounds on [the internet] winning debates against fundies (i was wearing my tactical fedora that has a hidden compartment for cheetos) when i stumbled upon this RON PAUL NUDE picture!! THIS IS NO JOKE!! THIS IS LEGITIMATE [NSFW]

Braveryjerk

Told this guy I liked the joke on his grindr profile and that he was really gorgeous. No response. I delete the app (like I do many times throughout the day lol) only to redownload and get this reply from him...

lolgrindr

[Spoilers SSM #31] I'm convinced that Superior Spider-Man was done entirely for this one joke.

comicbooks

Rape is wrong! Rape is not funny! This is not a joke! It was the fucking captcha that made me do it! [nsfw]

CaptchaArt

Daddy bought me a pillow pet!!! His name is Rufus, I came up with the name as I was joking around carrying him around in the store but I couldn't change it after that! I love him so much!

littlespace

Well THAT joke was a piece of shit.

funny

Jon if he and Danny Devito had a baby that aged 20 years and was Rockington if he were a couple of hundred of swood gyros that were snapped in two by bombad sailors serving Hades in the land of the dead no joke like for real holy shit seeing him like this

JonTron

Jokingly took a "hot girl on car" pic that she thought was hot. She wanted to know if you agree. Bonus pics later if you do.

WouldYouFuckMyWife

I mean, that was a pretty funny joke.

ImGoingToHellForThis

Was joking around with this animation for a photoshop battle called "This dog sleeping with its eyes open" but that thread 'll probably get buried. Figure I'd fire it up over here in r/gifs as well. It's not NSFW, but more like "mature" cartoon content.

gifs

Started to make a lame "love to suck on those" joke, decided that was too easy..

GPHPOTIAMITDATTB

Your bully was a racist asshole who always joked about making your Mom into his black cock slave. Little did you know she had already became just that.

mommybully

I just noticed that Frank has 2 paint cans to piss in because he has a 2nd stream. Thought it was a hilarious subtle joke.

IASIP

Staph talk. It's no fucking joke this was my shin 3 weeks ago the day after surgery to clean it out. Third time in 5 years in that spot.

PKA

She joked that she would never submit to any man, then she found that the yoke was on her ...

SFandFslavegirls

was gonna make a vein/vain pun but then saw that someone's literally just done that so here's a picture of my cock without any jokes

MassiveCock

Reminded me of a girl from high school that would sometimes "joke" about wanting to us to tongue punch her fart box. I did once and this was exactly how she stood there lol

jobuds

“Can’t get your ideal girlfriend? Just become one.” Me: Wait... that was a joke? Oh shit... whoops.

u_AlsoAshley, traps

Joke's on them, that was the sewage truck

nsfw_px

(M) Sorry. But in reality you guys did that to yourselves. Yall thought talking about my family, my relationship. My girl was a joke until he came and took your ppl for mocking me laughing at me. Taunting me..sleepless nights paranoid...because obviously

gonewild

she said that you could fuck her fat ass right in the kitchen. you thought she was joking....

jobuds

My wife spent the summer of '95 crashing on a pornographer's couch while she was looking for acting work in LA. She jokes that she spent the first 15 years of her acting career "getting fucked in the ass, both literally and figuratively." This literal mom

HighMileageHoles

Took this when hungover on Sunday. Only pounding that was happening that morning was my head (haha, make a penis joke) ?

Altdudesgonewild

(m) we can rest knowing they would never have nothing we have and more blessings coming jokes on it it's in any law enforcement on here that wasn't to you guys that was two of these so-called thugs I got you sis

gonewild

My moms house plant (Hoya), was my grandmas, aunts, grandmas again, then hers. It's older than me and my siblings (25+ yrs). We all have starters and I joke that its our heirloom.

u_detroit-oracle

The ad said the company needed "Beta Male Beta Testers" for a new technology that would make plastic surgery obsolete. I thought it was a joke, but now I get it. We all signed a contract to stay on this estate for a year while the company tests its body m

bodyswap

I put these on as a joke and told my friend who hasn't seen The Office that I burnt my feet on a george foreman grill. She was well confused.

DunderMifflin

Seeing the "23" on the birthday cake, John, a nurse in an old people's home, thought it was a simple joke on the part of 88-year-old Margarette, until he discovered that it was part of a spell designed to rejuvenate her during the 24 hours of her birthday

OldAgeRegression

In Joker (2019), the scene where Arthur shoots Murray was not in the script. Robert De Niro (who plays Murray) stated in an interview that during one take, Joaquin Phoenix suddenly decided to make a joke about getting what he deserved and then shot Murray

moviescirclejerk

[Interactive] Recently I stole this device that allows me to put people into new bodies and lives. And I thought who else to share it with than r/AnimePossession! u/SwappedWeeb thought it was just a joke, but now look at her! Fill out the form in the comm

AnimePossession

I was gonna make a 'Feelin on yo booty" joke, but then I remember that R Kelly's cancelled... so jk ? Just enjoy the booty!

Ebony

Until now, I thought she was joking, but it's true: my girlfriend really offered her grandma a day in her body for her birthday ! And during our summer vacations ! So I wonder if it was also a joke when she told me that I was allowed to let her grandma di

OldAgeRegression

Suddenly I received a snap from a "friend". I thought it was a bad joke, but the next day, she announced to me that she was no longer sure of her feelings for me and that she needed a break...

snapcaps, CheatingCaptions, HeStoleMyGirl, xxxcaptions, SnapchatCheating

Made this shirt as a joke, but the first time I wore it to pride I got swamped by tear-eyed people who needed some fatherly love. I was happy to give some good warm hugs that day.

DadsAndBoys, GayDaddiesPics, GaySelfies

He went to the gay bar for the first time and was approached by a group of guys. They started feeding him drinks and joked that he came there for some bbc. By the end of the night, the virgin straight boy was laying on his back like a whore begging for th

straightturnedgay, BBCSluts, BBCsissies, BlackOwnedSissies

On Friday nights, me and my roommate Jason would get drunk. I started crossdressing on those nights just as a joke but as time went on it became obvious that I was his girlfriend and he began using me for sex. These changes happened so fast that it was 6

EffeminacyAndFaggotry

Jared Fogle was guilty and got 16 years He was just grateful for anything under 18. Credit to SNL that joke might have converted me to watch.

AdultConnect

Whatsup skirt? Haha that was a bad joke. Here's a view to make up for it.

Upskirt

Babylon Bee ""jokes"" that Hitler was right ??‍♂️??‍♂️

TheRightCantMeme

Matt Hancock, Health Secretary for the UK, told 67 million people that hugging was not allowed from January-June. Here he is in May cheating on his wife in a government building. It’s beyond a joke now.

worldpolitics