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Okay, so... how do people come up with shit like this? I mean, I'm cool with it and all, but who said, "you know... you should sit up *there* while I stick that thing over there in your funhole!" [NSFW]

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First thing I thought when I read Oglaf today [NSFW]

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BEST. THING. EVER.

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One of these things is not like the other ones...

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Sorry Michael Cera, but I just can't take you seriously with that thing on your face.

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Easily the most distracting thing about the CatBlock prank.

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When looking for Family Guy, this is the last thing I was expecting... [NSFW]

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Best thing I've seen on Craigslist in a LONG time.

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The things you think of when your gf says you can try anything [NSFW]

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Didnt think those facebook news feed things were legit. I was wrong…

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The two things Reddit loves most (nsfw)

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So my ex sent me a picture him holding a knife against his dick. I did the only reasonable thing.

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The only thing that ever happens when I go on Chatroulette...(NSFW?)

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We just bought a new flat and, let's just say, our previous tenant did not pack all her things after leaving.

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One of these things are NOT like the others..

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For George and Laura a lot has changed in 4 years. Things are more... relaxed (NSFW)

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Poor thing....she's exhausted

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Internet dating - the most private thing I'm willing to admit

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I was looking online to see if fart kontrol was really a thing in Denmark (apparently, it means Speed Limit), when this appeared... Google Images strikes again.

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First thing I thought when I found out about r/peeling

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Two of the most satisfying things (NSFW)

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Top tip: When selling your recently deceased mother's items, do a little research before selling the things you don't recognize on your local Facebook trading group.

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This was seriously a thing in my residence hall at my university. Slightly NSFW

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So apparently dino-erotica is a thing.

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How my boyfriend asks for things (maybe nsfw)

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Coz drawing dicks is the mature thing [NSFW]

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[NSFW] The things people photoshop....

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Opened my netflix app at the gym and this was the first thing I saw (NSFW)

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The best thing ever

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My mom just sent me this, funniest thing from here.

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Only thing I could think of when I saw this.

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One of these things is not like the others

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The things you find on google images...

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One of these things just aren't like the other!

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Almost forgot it's my first ever cake day. Got out of bed to post the only thing I have to offer: my favorite photo from the deployment... [OC]

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One of these things is not like the others

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Sigh... The things I put up with... [NSFW]

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The things we do for dat ass

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Apparently this is a thing too

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I found this among my mom's things. She says she doesn't know where it came from. I don't believe her.

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lol His facial expression has to be the funniest thing I've seen all day.

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The best thing about Uber at the Calgary Stampede? The Rides are Free...... nsfw

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So this is a thing . . .

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Okay facebook, asking me to click on cats is one thing.. but what the fuck is this???? [Mildly nsfw]

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If you're into that sort of thing... [fixed]

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So I guess this is a thing now...NSFW

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Saw this at a bar last night and was ashamed that the first thing I noticed was that the handlebar looked like a light saber. NSFW

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One of these things is not like the other...

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(NSFW) A friend of mine is new to the whole babysitting thing...

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there are so many things wrong with this ad (slightly NSFW)

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My friend recently got a job at a porn distributer, he sends this pic to stating part of his new job is sorting through things like this and determining which ones to send to customers

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One of these things is not like the others.. an ad that popped up on my phone.

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[NSFW] I got to watch my roomates Chihuahua. She wanted to see how things were going.

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Two things..

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"If only the real thing tasted as good..."

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One of these things is not like the others...

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Sometimes rain is NOT the most surprising thing you see in AZ

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What is that, a demogorgon mask? Hey, that's Stranger Things, not Minecraft!

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At midnight tonight, November ends and December begins. For those of you who made it through, enjoy, but also be careful with that thing.

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Received the most random text I've gotten in a long while today from a dude I dont know at all (feet pics). Quite perplexed I was.. and as was he apparently.. but, in the midst of it all, I did the only thing that made sense to do in that situation. He ne

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