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Here's what happens to your hand when you're sliding at 35 and your glove

Here's what happens to your hand when you're sliding at 35 and your glove comes off (pic)

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my dream girl

my dream girl

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don't board hills that you cant board yet!  NSFW?

don't board hills that you cant board yet! NSFW?

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Comet+Caliber Co-lab Wheel~~~VOLANTE

Comet+Caliber Co-lab Wheel~~~VOLANTE

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I thought this belonged here.

I thought this belonged here.

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My Soda Factory Born To Hula,#43 out of 99

My Soda Factory Born To Hula,#43 out of 99

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Baby girl went down in her bikini...she won't be making that mistake twice!

Baby girl went down in her bikini...she won't be making that mistake twice! (NSFW)

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This is me on Friday after i crashed into a bicyclist. It was cause by my face hitting

This is me on Friday after i crashed into a bicyclist. It was cause by my face hitting his helmet. Ironic, No.

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Whenever people ask why I wear a helmet all the time, I show them this picture.

Whenever people ask why I wear a helmet all the time, I show them this picture.

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Not sure if NSFW or not...

Not sure if NSFW or not...

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What the fuck venom.

What the fuck venom.

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Day-tripped it to Austin this weekend, went 40+ for the first time. Totally worth

Day-tripped it to Austin this weekend, went 40+ for the first time. Totally worth it.

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Pedestrian jumped out in front of me and I had to bail ...

Pedestrian jumped out in front of me and I had to bail ...

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Bearing exploded DH, took a solid fall.

Bearing exploded DH, took a solid fall.

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Hit a patch of gravel going around 20-25 ...yikes

Hit a patch of gravel going around 20-25 ...yikes

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So I tried sliding today. In the ER now.

So I tried sliding today. In the ER now.

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Ow

Ow

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I chunked my face.(NSFW)

I chunked my face.(NSFW)

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This is another picture of my friend who crashed. His arm before and after the hospital

This is another picture of my friend who crashed. His arm before and after the hospital cleaned it

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So part of my road rash healed into a permanent downvote?

So part of my road rash healed into a permanent downvote?

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And THIS is why you wear gloves kids.

And THIS is why you wear gloves kids.

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My friends an I were hopping a chain-link fence to shred this gnarly hill, one of

My friends an I were hopping a chain-link fence to shred this gnarly hill, one of them slipped and ripped his finger open. One of the first things he said after he was all glued together was "Did you put this on Reddit yet?"

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Fell on my friend's hill while not wearing gloves. I pulled this out of my hand

Fell on my friend's hill while not wearing gloves. I pulled this out of my hand a couple of weeks later. [NSFW]

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Just fell going almost 50

Just fell going almost 50

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Dont remember any of this! concussion seven staples and really bad road rash

Dont remember any of this! concussion seven staples and really bad road rash

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Tell your buddies to not wear headphones while riding so they can hear you approaching

Tell your buddies to not wear headphones while riding so they can hear you approaching

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"Hey mason high ten"

"Hey mason high ten"

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Rule #1. Always check your gear

Rule #1. Always check your gear

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Got myself some free tattoos and antibiotic ointment for my real life cakeday!

Got myself some free tattoos and antibiotic ointment for my real life cakeday!

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I recently learned what helmets were for, so I thought I would share.

I recently learned what helmets were for, so I thought I would share.

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Lookin' super steezy as i roll my ankle.

Lookin' super steezy as i roll my ankle.

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Ass to the pavement and wasn't wearing gloves. Bad choice

Ass to the pavement and wasn't wearing gloves. Bad choice

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I learned it is wise to invest in gloves.

I learned it is wise to invest in gloves.

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I ate it pretty hard during a race today

I ate it pretty hard during a race today

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It's just a flesh wound.

It's just a flesh wound.

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So unfortunately I might be done shredding for a while. Took a nasty fall on my shoulder

So unfortunately I might be done shredding for a while. Took a nasty fall on my shoulder yesterday.

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Chin gash before stitches. (Sorry about the mobile quality, but I promised the pic

Chin gash before stitches. (Sorry about the mobile quality, but I promised the pic by today.)

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My friend hit a fire hydrant after taking a corner too wide [NSFW]

My friend hit a fire hydrant after taking a corner too wide [NSFW]

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roommate slammed into a guardrail head on

roommate slammed into a guardrail head on

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Friend of mine had a spill a few days back. Fractured eye socket, mild concussion,

Friend of mine had a spill a few days back. Fractured eye socket, mild concussion, scraped hand. This is why we wear helmets

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Buddy just posted this on FB, got a little too low...

Buddy just posted this on FB, got a little too low...

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Saw this. Its Gnar. Hip Vag. Nuff said.

Saw this. Its Gnar. Hip Vag. Nuff said.

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Grip job I did back in '09. (Semi-NSFW sideboob)

Grip job I did back in '09. (Semi-NSFW sideboob)

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This is how I know it's time to take a break.

This is how I know it's time to take a break.

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This is what happens when you fall going 40 mph. (Broken shoulder and a concussion.)

This is what happens when you fall going 40 mph. (Broken shoulder and a concussion.)

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I crashed at 50 mph...

I crashed at 50 mph...

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Manhole covers suck to hit mid slide

Manhole covers suck to hit mid slide

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Another reason to wear a helmet NSFW

Another reason to wear a helmet NSFW

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Don't be like me. (NSFW)

Don't be like me. (NSFW)

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My new roadrash. This along with another one on my arm. It hurts like a mofo.

My new roadrash. This along with another one on my arm. It hurts like a mofo.

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Accidentally rode my board off a small cliff

Accidentally rode my board off a small cliff

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Blood spattered trucks

Blood spattered trucks

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Dude looks like the Hulk. Gnarly crash. [nsfw?]

Dude looks like the Hulk. Gnarly crash. [nsfw?]

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Caliber killing it with their new ad!

Caliber killing it with their new ad!

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Road pr0n for you mountain lovers

Road pr0n for you mountain lovers

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First fall and I end up with a fractured scaffoid and elbow good thing I wore my

First fall and I end up with a fractured scaffoid and elbow good thing I wore my helmet

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+1000 Gnar Points

+1000 Gnar Points

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I skated as a kid and off handedly mentioned to my buddy that I wanted to buy one

I skated as a kid and off handedly mentioned to my buddy that I wanted to buy one to get back into it, and he gifted me this beauty. she's old but she's mine. a little NSFW for sideboob art

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Don't be like me. Wear your helmet.

Don't be like me. Wear your helmet.

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I heard we were posting road burn photos.

I heard we were posting road burn photos.

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