Jizz

I just danced all night. Apparently I'[m] not good enough for the girls at a club. Fuck'em. Does GW think differently?

gonewild

Found this on my Facebook wall. Apparently she decided to set up office at the McDonalds.

FunnyPhotos

Found this at Goodwill. Apparently it is "For Men Only". That's disappointing.

funny

Level Amateur. Apparently Im not awful to look at, so here.

gonewild

It's my first day at a new job this evening, and I apparently decided to spend the morning being sick. Here's a thing I found online that made me think of you.

pics

So apparently there's a bit of risk when watching YouTube clips of Community at work. [NSFW]

community

Pretty nervous about the reception... Pics in comments - apparently I am inept at reddit. Will take requests.

ladybonersgw

i was in a skype call and was takling about something and ws tired and apparently i made this at some point, merry chritsmas fodmons

MyLittleFoodManes

Got fitted at Dillard's today, used to wear a 36C and now I'm apparently a 32DDD. Does my new bra look like it fits okay?

ABraThatFits

NSFW- a friend came home drunk to see this guy, clearly happy to see her. Apparently it was furious, fast, and her leered at her while he did it.

awwwtf

New furniture appeared at my office. Apparently, my boss has expanded his company vision!

funny

Request - I'm rubbish at this apparently

xray

My friend had a bit of a mischief at work, apparently installing windows is kind of dangerous. [NSFW]

pics

So apparently this is Russia's version of the mechanical bull? [Also posted this at /r/wtf]

treatemright, WTF, ANormalDayInRussia, photoshopbattles, ConfusedBoners, me_irl, OddlyArousing, pics

Just found out my band is opening at Fortune Sound Club tonight FOR A PORN STAR!! Apparently she is quite the DJ... Kinda NSFW.

vancouver

Insomnia is apparently staying at my apartment this evening.

ladybonersgw

redditor rants at apparent 7fu12 hater via a rage comic.

cringepics

[photographer] Selfies at 2014 Motor City Comic Con! (NSFW apparently?)

cosplay, motorcitycomiccon

Got dumped today, needed to cheer up. Apparently selfies at work do it!

ladybonersgw, gonewild

A friend of mine was at Dunkin' Donuts today. Apparently, they were not a fan of hers. [NSFW]

pics

So apparently this was at UC Berkeley campus this morning. Mildly NSFW

pics

The front desk girl at my gym is apparently a model

SheSTILLsquats

[Spoiler] The Muken apparently has more prisoners according to this translation, or at least something to hold prisoners in it.

bleach

Woke up in a good mood apparently. PM's, tributes, and comments all wanted. Your messages get me even harder so it's in your best interest. Tell me what you like and you'll probably get a few at least.

cock, penis

Managed to sneak away at work...also [f]inally have kik and skype! Apparently that's a necessity on here :)

gonewild

These men have apparently sucked and screwed their way across the state and are now here at the admins trying to get national attention.

ThePile

Risky pic at work/can't rotate apparently

BonersInPublic

So apparently someone mistook this bread bowl for a toilet at Panera Bread. Kind of NSFW

pics

So I apparently sent this to a female friend of mine at 4:30 A.M. and I have no recollection of it

penis

Because teasing is what i'm good at apparently...

iamatease

My Cousin is a Cook at a Fancy Restaurant, and apparently this is what cooks do with food when they are bored. NSFW

food

Mom, my sister and I had to share one bed at my uncle's cabin. I thought it would give sis and me an opportunity. Apparently, mom did too.

gifcest

Someone has apparently post Boris Johnson's victory speech on Pornhub, titled "Dumb blonde fucks 15 million people at the same time"

unitedkingdom

I'm apparently not too skilled at texting dirty, so who'd like to try and teach?

bigonewild

Chilling at my fuck buddy's place, who apparently happens to be an aggressive imperialist

gonewild

Got sent home from work today, apparently my skirt is innapropriate :( do you guys like it at least?

gonewild

Just discovered this Holly Hagan bitch....she's apparantly from some fucking stupid MTV show in the UK called "Geordie Shore". All I can say is look at those motherfucking tits!

JerkOffToCelebs

[31]M 190lbs. Apparently ladybonersgw aren't into chubby guys. At least I have freckles!

normalnudes

She's a nurse apparently. I would not mind at all.

nsfw

I finally admitted to my fiancé how much I wish I had a big dick. She laughed at me. Apparently it is big.

ratemycock, normalnudes, DickPicks

An old coworker apparently ran his fingers through a table saw at work.

WTF

Someone apparently had a party at a local bus stop. NSFW

trashy

There was a sale on Robitussin at the pharmacy and apparently they're giving these out with each purchase

dxm

(F) Apparently my bikini wasn't that popular at home, but I like it atleast

gonewild

What do you do on Fridays? I apparently get my dick out at work.

MassiveCock

[F] Apparently i misunderstood the dress code at family gathering on the boat

gonewild

I just won the lottery and got drunk at the bar to celebrate. I must have been bragging too loudly because this babe flirted with me. I took her home, but she swapped us, apparently she has a shopping addiction and is thousands in debt. She has my money a

bodyswap

This is bullshit! I paid 100k to swap bodies with Katy Perry for one day. I thought i would get to do whatever I wanted, but apparently I have to go about her plans first. Ugh, looks like playtime will wait. All I can do for now is sneak peeks at my sweet

bodyswap

So my bf is apparently mad at me for send some friends this pic of my sink? No clue why...

AsiansGoneWild

My best friend really wanted me to be a bridesmaid at her wedding. Luckily, her aunt is a witch and offered to cast a spell on me to transform me into a girl for the occasion. Apparently, since I'm a pretty big guy, all my body weight got redistributed to

bodyswap

I was taking some photos of myself and apparently i laugh at some point, I think it looks nice. As I do here in Argentina, #StayHome

ladybonersgw

My grandma is young at heart, but she has to stay in during quarantine so she’s feeling trapped. I felt bad so I let her borrow my body to get groceries. My grandma’s body sure doesn’t feel old! In fact, I think she’s still got some flare. It’s only appar

bodyswap

My lockdown vibe is PJs and attempts at being sexy apparently

ladybonersgw

Received the most random text I've gotten in a long while today from a dude I dont know at all (feet pics). Quite perplexed I was.. and as was he apparently.. but, in the midst of it all, I did the only thing that made sense to do in that situation. He ne

funny

She looked at the devastation around her. Apparently it had been one of THOSE orgasms ...

bondagehumor

Right before the refrain hit, Candice shot a wink over at what appeared to be the rugby team. The effect was apparently mesmerizing, starting a kind of chain reaction among her fellow sophomores. They were so easily manipulated, she thought. One guy appea

VictoriasSecretNSFW

Kind of laughing really hard at myself for apparently feeling the need to take a picture of my boobs mid-meltdown

boobs

(M) We shed weight at different rates apparently

Workoutgonewild

So apparently 6 or 7 jello shots and I invite women at parties to join me in sucking dick in the middle of the living room while other men stroke themselves watching and loving seeing their wives with my husband's cock pumping their face ? and me grinding

DirtyConfession

You went to adopt a Neko girl for some company around your empty apartment, but the girl at the adoption center told you to stay away from one girl, apparently she was grumpy and feisty and rude, and kept talking about "How she used to be a human", She th

AnimePossession