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My step-dad emailed me this photo today for my birthday. I didn't understand why.

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Well now I know why my dad tries to rush me out of the house in the morning

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My dad always told me to "look it up" if I didn't know how to spell something. This is why I never say that to my son (NSFW)

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So why is it that we can hold our liquor but dear old Dad winds up acting like a total tosspot every single time?

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My tech-averse dad got a tablet. Wondered why suddenly he splurged on stuff "he doesnt need". (nsfw)

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My little sister was looking through our Dads 8th grade year book from 81-82. I'm 26, she 6. She asked why these symbols are everywhere at does does it mean.

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But dad, why do you get to go inside and I have to go outside? (NSFW-ish)

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'My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.'

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MRW you're happy and proud you passed and mostly got high grades then your dad sees and complains why you got a lower grade on one subject

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i farted into my moms laptop and it wont turn back on is it my fault or my dads for feeding me blowfish ? why ? https://www.reddit.com/r/askd_i

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What is the best thing on the Shane's menu and why is it the Big Dad

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Daddy im too old to be spanked. What do you mean you have another way to punish my ass, why are you so hard? Oh (F)uuuuuuuuuuck Daddy it hurts... Any dads out there have a daughter fetish?

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Son hope you understand now. Why you were made to watch and edge to Mommy just like your Dad

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[F/D] Also explains why his dad’s been so happy.

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Uh, hey dad? I'm out of clean clothes. Can I borrow some boxers? And why are you and mom looking at me like that?

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Mom, Dad; this is why I'll never cut it as a preist.

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Mom, Dad; this is why I'll never cut it as a preist.

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Finally feeling at home in the new body, but I can't understand why the men in my life are all treating me different. My co-workers, my friends, even Dad...

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Make dad proud? Why not make daddy proud instead ??

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Wow Dad, That's Why Mom Married You!

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I’m so popular with all my dads friends.. he has no idea why ???

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Come on dad, why are you so obsessed with your daughter's butthole?

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[F] Boyfriend: You shouldnt be wearing that at home around your brothers/uncle/dad/etc Me: But, they're so much nicer to me when I dress like this, Idk why!

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Bored [62] year old dad. Hey, why not post a pic on reddit? I might even post again if you like.

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I was waiting for you dad. OMG, why is your dick getting hard?!?!

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When I meet a new guy and he asks me why my butthole is a bit blown, I wish I could say the truth, "I have 3 older brothers and a dad".

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My Dad advised against me wearing this blue bikini to the pool. Any ideas why?

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