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So this randomly showed up in my FB news feed and I thought of you guys

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Random computer troubles kept me away! So here's an album now that I'm back.

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[Gifted] faithface! You are my chosen winner for the Shopping Cart Contest, and so I got you an amusing [NSFW] shopping cart of goodies!

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So I'm browsing random NSFW subreddits when I stumble upon "r/Creationism"

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Randomly snapped a picture as I was headed [f]or bed, kind of liked it, so here it is!

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[Thanks] brianhaddad! They are so warm! You made my day!

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[Gifted] jean1992 for winning my Amazon wish list contest. This was awesome too because I always try to buy from peoples NSFW wishlist. So enjoy! RAWR! (post is sfw)

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So Garry was streaming joining random servers today...

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[Gifted] damnyoureloud so you can keep a sharp on eye on, uhm... whoever it is we're fighting

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[Gifted] So I went a little over budget, but you people need some NSFW gifts! From my contest- PerforatingVixen, XJadynX, pandas_mom, chemcalfarmr, adalab, nikky2069 , awkwardlittleturtle

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[Thanks] CrimsonJella for my NSFW exchange! I am so excited to try it! ;)

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[Gifted] re_mix for getting up so early to post the daily thread! (Slightly nsfw)

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[Thanks] Cellophane_Girl --KaBOOM! so relaxing!! NSFW

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[Thanks]/u/IDFKwhereGilliganIs it came so fast Nsfw

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[Thanks] so much damnyoureloud for the goggles, respirator, and extra filters! Everything fits perfectly and comfortably.

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[Thanks] Jehc76 for the Makeup/paint brushes! It has been about a year since I have done this so be nice LOL [Possibly NSFW ?]

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So, I will never randomly open another book again.

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[Gifted] Geek2TheBone. Amazon won't let me gift you Scribblenauts, so here's the next best thing.

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Random number text me asking for nudes... So I gave them to him... Nsfw

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[Thanks] possibly mightymushroom45 or someone I don't know for my first set of fridge poetry words! This was the cleanest sentence created so far...

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[Thanks] kerensky2202 for the prizes from your super awesome NSFW contest! You made my Hitachi even better and I didn't think that was even possible O_o thank you so much :D

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Thank you so much apollymipanthos I can't wait to start reading this

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So as not to disappoint, I just mashed some keys for a random imgur url and got this on the first try

195, ShinyPorn

[THANKS] Thank you so much /u/ConnorMatthewRyan, you are the best! (NSFW)

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[Thanks] sikersink sorry it took so long to get pictures ... I was tied up.

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[Thanks][NSFW] msnaughtykitty IT'S HERE AND IT'S SO CUTE AND SMALL AND IT DOESN'T SCARE ME (a first!)

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So my buddy got a random text the other day

funny

So this happens randomly from time to time

gonewildcurvy

[THANKS] SO MUCH RIGHTFOOTED GLOVE!!!! I think all of these are from you... and some of them are NSFW thank you!!!!

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So I have a vibrator that randomly goes off.. I felt I owed my housemate the explanation for my screaming at 3am..

NSFWFunny

Random CL hookup two years ago... She's so [f]ucking hot!

Hotwife

oops...last [thanks] post you couldn't see my shorts, so it was a lil tooooo nsfw! sorry! /u/Fmradiochick, thanks again for these awesome socks!

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So nice to wake up in the morning to messages from a random stranger with compliments like "u must eat a lot of peanut butter or yogurt"

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[Thanks] allergictoapples, it is because of you, that I am able to retire so many of my VHS tapes. What are you watching? Children's programming. ANY OTHER QUOTE WOULD BE NSFW :(

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[Thanks]Tetchy, I'm really enjoying this book so far! Thank you :)

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[THANKS] Save_hyrule_again! I've never been so happy to receive Mono from a guy I barely knew!

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Random boner in class, had to excuse myself so I could take care of it.

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So im too lazy too find shit related to ISIS, so heres some random gore I have saved

ISISLove

[Thanks] so much /u/mkbear & /u/freedlvry for bath bombs & nsfw item (not pictured, ofc :p)

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So reddit's random subreddit promo took me to /r /nsfw

AdviceAnimals

random thought but something about watching guys play with toys or masturbate turns me on so much (f)

gonewild

So my buddy who is in the Marines whom I haven't talked to in six months just randomly sent me this picture.

funny, fresh_funny

FINALLY [Gifted] the winners of my NSFW song contest. Sorry it took so long!

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So I just got a random chubby. I thought I'd share.

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So my friend got a random text from a stranger...[NSFW]

TrollXChromosomes

So I arranged a date with a random nearby redditor. My pussy is ready [m][f]

gonewild, AsiansGoneWild

Randomly approved to submit, so guess I should, uh...submit eh?(; ?????

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Random image from a pic set - so much contrast!

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So my new girlfriend randomly said this the other day... She thinks I have a little dick as well.

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So I just recently got engaged (f) totally random I know.

gonewild

So[M]e randoms of me

MassiveCock

So quirky, unique and random

realsexyselfies

[Gifted] SpecialJNess one wifey relationship milestone deserves another so here, I bought you something sexy

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So hard and horny here this morning stroking my cock to some random hot sluts. Any bud want to help out today? PM me

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[THANKS] The monkeys love there scratcher!! Thank you so much!!! ??????

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So you just cheated bareback with a random redditor and you're meeting your man in 5 minutes? Ask your Slutty BFF for advice. She's done this hundreds of times.

CheatingSluts, DegradedWhores, u_throwaway357431

Randomly fucked an older guy and even though he was smaller and overweight, he did fucked me so much longer and better than my bf. I fell asleep between the two of them and in the morning he woke me up by fucking me :)

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[Gifted] Naughty, but oh so nice.

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So I'm trying to get the hang of human proportions, just looked up some random comic characters and I've come to the conclusion that I'd be better served looking at Disney for human proportions than comics. Seriously, does she have nothing but bones under

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[Thanks] [Exchange] Do you ever feel so thrilled that you feel like butterflies are tickling you?

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