Jizz

Tailgating bastards! (Read this, DON'T do this!) :)

1201978

On this day, the day of John Lennon's assassination, I was surprised to read this quote from him...

atheism

Taking a bird class. This is the first thing that came to mind when I read this passage. (NSFW)

funny

gay man here, posting for girls and guys! curious how many guys actually read this subreddit

ladybonersgw

I spent an hour reading this story, only to come upon this erection killer

funny

Fuck you! This is how I read this subreddit.

firstworldanarchists

Took the judge ~5 minutes to stop laughing long enough to read this out.

cardsagainsthumanity

If you can read this...

NSFWFunny, funny

The most badass line I've read this year. (Southern Bastards #1)

comicbooks

If you read this sentence you have been visited by Joffrey, the dog of Luck and Good Fortune. Luck will come to you but only if you post "ACD on top" to this post.

acd

Just picked this up. Have any of you read this yet?

opiates

I'm stuck working on Easter instead o[f] relaxing at home in my sweatpants and stuffing my face like I should be, and I can't believe you are still reading this super long title

asstastic, girlsinyogapants, SweatpantGirls, ComfyButts

I wanted to burn OKC's servers after reading this [NSFL] [TW for implied bestiality]

creepyPMs

Miley Cyrus. Also, read this as "get your hands on this tissue now".

nsfw

6 months ago I was chatting to someone here, who said that if I ever felt confident enough I should post here. Voila. Thanks if you're reading this person xxx Message me if you are.

traps

I feel like more people should read this.

stevenuniverse

why do you even read this

Braveryjerk, 4ChanMeta, abcqwerty123

[Spoilers] Reading this makes me smile and feel sad, all at the same time

StarWars

[META] Read This

ledootgeneration

Just read this fantastic book about what the world would be like if SJW's were in power

sjwhate

Does anyone even read this?

BustyPetite, LegalCollegeGirls

Lost count how many times she's made me cum and now again (even hotter if she's reading this)

JizzedToThis

If you're reading this you are already furry trash - OC Comic [X]

furry, furry_irl

Coralinne - If You're Reading This...

suicidegirls, CuteLittleButts

Coralinne - If you're reading this...

suicidegirls

Hey you reading this, are you my future girlfriend/boyfriend? ?

GoneWildTrans

F42. So in a crisis of confidence (I'm too old to be doing this) I deleted everything, but then I gave myself a good talking to. So here I am again and here's a two for one, front and back. If the cool Canadian guy who was chatting to me is reading this t

gonewild30plus

Hey... You reading this? Yeah, you. You are beautiful. Thanks for appreciating me too. [F]

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Just enjoying a little reading this morning ☺️?

shorthairchicks, BookNymphs

if you're reading this, go check out my patreon! i have my dropbox and private snapchat on there + a few slots for custom content. i'd also be doing special offers from time to time like mail nsfw polaroids or used underwear if you purchase within a certa

u_explicitcherries2, u_samwoo91, AreolasGW

Everyone who comments to this post is gay and a furry. Also everyone reading this is valid af and is a very good person.

traaNSFW

Orange is the New Little Black Dress! Except that this is from a few years ago and, really, you're STILL reading this???

Almostboobs

I physically recoiled when I read this title

Cringetopia

I'm lonely and horny... think you can make my pussy this dripping wet?? Let's have some fun on kik/Skype tonight or let me [rate] your cock! If you can read this, I'm still online ♥ [sext][cam]

Sexsells

while filming this scene my whip broke. who wants to buy me a new one? ? also I'm new at reddit, so if you're reading this I command you to stop and check I linked my image correctly. Help Mistress and Mistress might...might help you back ? [oc]

FinancialDom

If Trump has canceled mail when you read this, this is an envelope they used to send letters and bills and stuff

cockcompare

I can CONFIRM after reading this guide... It provides NO help in what to do with THIS in the WASTELAND! - On the plus side I got +3 Endurance and +1 Intelligence from it.

ladybonersgw

Ive read this before, screenshotted this, but I can't for the life of me remember the source. Please assit

HentaiSource

just reading this made me squirm in my seat ?

gentlefemdom

My pussy is getting so wet reading this romance novel...

grool, GROOLGW

Hey you! I know you are reading this.... why not follow my Twitter? It's free! ?

u_shyphoebs, GonewildGBUK, u_pwmyc, realsexyselfies, u_dovidd

If you are reading this then go and follow my Instagram: shy.phoebe ?

u_shyphoebs, collegesluts, realsexyselfies

Any chubby girl / woman wanna chat ? For any other who read this, this is something from archive :)

chubby

Does anyone really think that this is a good color scheme for r/cyberpunk? I can't read this at all.

eczema

Hope the one person reading this has an amazing day

collegesluts

Hey you! I know you are reading this. How about you go follow all of my social media (in comments). I even show face on some of them ?

u_shyphoebs, ButtsAndBareFeet, 18nsfw, FrogButt, CollegeAmateurs, GermansGoneWild, GonewildGBUK, DadWouldBeProud

I'm lonely and horny... think you can make my pussy this dripping wet?? Let's have some fun on kik or Skype tonight...if you can read this, I'm still online ♥ [sext][cam][pic][vid]

Sexsells, FetishSelling

Hey! If you are reading this come say hi to me at twitch.tv/shyphoebe -> I am live right now ❤️

u_shyphoebs, ShortTermInvestments, 2000sGirls, CollegeAmateurs, VerifiedFeet

Live on twitch.tv/shyphoebe -> if you are reading this you should come and say hi ?

u_shyphoebs, GonewildGBUK, CuteLittleButts, altgonewild

Meg reading this sub

meganbitchell

I lure guys in with my ass! If you're reading this, I caught another [f]

asstastic, gonewild

Hey! Thanks for sorting by new and stopping to read this. Click and stop by my new OF! Hope to see you there. (Doesn't seem like many guys post, can we change this?) c;

OnlyFans101, OnlyFansPromotions, Onlyfans_Promo, guysgonewild

So I just read this, wnd I really love it aside from the cliffhanger ending. Can anyone recommend me an adult drama pornhwa like this that doesn't really focus on sex but focus on the context of the story with good drama and good writing style/pattern.

pornhwa

I actually want to read this fanfic

ConfusedBoners

HEY YOU! If you are reading this make sure to follow my Instagram: shy.phoebe, like my last post and DM me on Insta with 'Hi from Reddit' for a bonus picture :)

u_shyphoebs, ShortTermInvestments

If you're reading this I hope you have an amazing Saturday!

PLASTT

They're filling up as you read this

lactation

Hi! If you're reading this, you're cute ?

Dollywinks

[OC] I get turned on thinking about you leaking while reading this (Turning my keyholder fetish into captions part 14)

femdomcaptions

I know this isn't hentai but I really want to read this manga so please help me kind strangers

SauceSharingCommunity