Jizz

Weird + Inappropriate Things I Say + Do [NSFW text]

comics

So very, very sad [NSFW text]

food

OM F!@?%& NOM (NSFW text)

reddit.com

GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK (nsfw text)

funny

Here is an ad seen on the sidebar of a porn site. Anybody recognize her? [PIC] [NSFW TEXT]

lost

One of my favorite Comic Books has this to say about voting [NSFW text]

Anarchism

The long battle... (NSFW text)

omegle

I spend more time on YouPorn than YouTube or 'how I came out to my mother' (NSFW text)

lgbt, fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

I'll Take A Rain-Check On That One, Thanks (NSFW-text)

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu, eddit8yearsago, eddit9yearsago

WTF OBAMA? (NSFW TEXT)

trees, eddit8yearsago, eddit9yearsago

Just some friendly banter between Idra and Huk (nsfw text)

starcraft

Weed is good for the porn industry [NSFW text?]

trees

So this popped up during a lecture today. NSFW text

funny

Posted a video of some boosters that resulted in two resets. Booster finds himself in my video and rages. QQ tears are delicious (nsfw text)

mw3

Found a good example of bad kerning on Kevin Bacon's website. NSFW text, depending what you see.

web_design

OoT, as told by 4chan (NSFW text)

zelda

Texting topless in Central Park

RealGirls, 4_pr0n, NotSafeForNature, nsfw_archive

What an unfortunate light bulb to blow.. [NSFW Text]

funny

Made me cringe like crazy! How does this happen? (x-post from r/wtf, sorry if it's a repost!) (possible trigger warning/possible nsfw text - weird medical story)

TwoXChromosomes, rolltide

LOL...? (NSFW TEXT) (FB)

funny

New Business Idea (somewhat NSFW text)

funny

Good Guy Greg in the Bedroom [Slightly NSFW text]

TrollXChromosomes, TwoXChromosomes

Too much LoL [x-post from r/4chan] [NSFW text]

LeagueOfMemes

Forever awkward [NSFW TEXT]

4chan

Dirty talk for amateurs (Arguably NSFW text)

funny

#REALSHIT100 (slight NSFW text)

facepalm

This guy knows how to be subtle NSFW text

creepyPMs

My favorite gif after 2 years on Reddit [NSFW text]

gifs, Celebs

Benedict's name mockery from his school days [slight NSFW text]

Cumberbitches

Cards Against Humanity is a great game for playing with your long-distance SO. [NSFW text]

LongDistance

I saw this call in the dispatch log the other night.[NSFW TEXT]

ProtectAndServe

My ex fwb from years past still tries to get some. NSFW text...

creepyPMs

I'm eating everything in sight today for some reason.. [meme with nsfw text]

BabyBumps

My married sex life, expressed through a Venn diagram and set theory. [NSFW text]

TrollXChromosomes

My boyfriend sure is a romantic this time of year.... (NSFW text.)

gaybros

Sexually Bonkers #2.. Somehow I still don't think this is the last I'll hear from him NSFW text

creepyPMs

I am not handling Festivale well. (NSFW-text)

AnimalCrossing

[Fulfilled Request] [NSFW Text] Parental Supervision Required [1240x775]

nocontext_wallpapers

One letter can make all the difference! [nsfw text]

tumblr

Anon meets Girlfriend's Dad (NSFW text)

greentext

MRW a friend tells me they haven't seen Rick and Morty yet [NSFW text]

rickandmorty

Some of the usernames on this website are just gross. (NSFW text)

AdviceAnimals

Stepped on my Kindle. Getting it fixed could be awkward (NSFW text).

furry

Avians just have it. (NSFW Text)

furry

I think 4chan's got us figured out (NSFW text)

furry

Texting

BustyPetite, nsfw

Internet tough guy is too cool for school ... and a job ... and everything else [LONG] [Some NSFW text]

iamverysmart

Good luck NE (nsfw text)

weather

Texting.

RealGirls, nsfw, treatemright

This is probably what e-mail spam would look like in an all-furry world. [NSFW text, image SFW]

furry

After 2 years and 5 months our crew finished RotR last night. I baked Karzoug a cake for the occasion. (NSFW Text)

Pathfinder_RPG

It is rare that I am taken off guard -- this took me right off guard. (nsfw text)

creepyPMs

Anon finds his perfect porn (NSFW text)

Unexpected

You sly dog (potentially NSFW text)

funny

The Final Frontier [nsfw text]

trashy

Oh my... [NSFW text]

ProgrammerHumor

Text Me! (406) 204-7038 (Details in comments)

TeenyGinger, Sexsells, FetishSelling, gwpublic, palegirls, holdthemoan, exposedinpublic, PublicFlashing, BonerMaterial, kinksters_gone_wild, PetiteGoneWild, popass, NSFW_AwesomePornPics, better_holdthemoan, madeforsin, SexyTummies, NotSafeForNature, Gonewild18

Asking the real questions [NSFW text]

1200isjerky

Texting

SexyTummies, nsfw, SexiestPetites

God is dead and we killed him (NSFW text)

justneckbeardthings, MakeMeSuffer