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Happens to the best of us

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What I'm consuming today on my Monday morning off...if you know what this is I'll be impressed

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Sloppy sounds...drool...what are your thoughts? Do we need more or less of them?

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And what about sky blue?

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Knee socks

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Kitties and titties iii

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Feeling warm cozy and cherubic in the car

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Blush pink plaid + sunshine

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Eek! A month since recording!! Need some improv prompt ideas!

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Still sweater weather!

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How is your Saturday? Traveling up north to see one of my favorite 80's bands!! Can you guess? I probably wont tell you if you're right though??

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That's not a beauty mark, it's a cat scratch ?

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2 Questions. You're at home and you're chill. Turn up the heat or layer clothing? Do you buy new or preloved? I can't remember the last time I bought myself a new article if clothing. I'm addicted to thrifting!!

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Go away, wherever you came from. Looks like a day stuck inside.

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I'll be devouring you this evening....if anyone asks me what I want for Christmas, i ask them to buy me a book they think I'd like. Even a card with a sincere recommendation is wonderful.

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Coral with a hint of blonde.

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I've been gilded with Hugzz and Bless up awards. Never seen these before but one of the gilders said "because it's free!" Boy do I feel special!!!

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Bought her a YEAR ago and then my laptop shit the bed. We're gonna give this another go. I know it's not the best but it's better than my note 10+ mic I assume? Drop your own mic recommendations (condenser vs dynamic, models etc)

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Hello! I'm Delphi! I've decided to do an AMA in celebration of 4 years and 4,000 subs/followers combined....drop your questions below!!!

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Boo! Teaching myself all about contouring and highlighting

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I'm so horney at work rn I feel like I'm gonna go blind from need to explode in your mouth. That is all.

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Want instant pouty lips? Look at the camera and say "Thurrrrrrrsday." You're welcome.

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Being coy...well all know the blonde hides the gray...

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Being blonde hides the gray. Does the coyness demure you?

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Wednesday morning was spent sneaking in some time to brainstorm a sexy script colab. Brought to you by DD pumpkin spice and Patty Smyth. Tis the season of Basic, Bitches.

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Sunday morning color is GREEN. Green Tea, Green Kratom Leaf, Peppermint Pine diffuser pen and PLANET MONEY.

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This smut is not as good as sex, but it's a damn good way to take a break from the daily slog. Gingerbread coffee, maple cream donut and trashy magazines. Mmm.

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Hmmm. Coming attractions, tomorrow? Here's a hint at what I'm doing today...? [Jujutsu Kaiser inspired] [Nobara Kugisaki] [Japanese]

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Not even a snap filter can hide this Stress Zit....??..must be the record breaking 4 feet that got dumped on us yesterday

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Hello special friends and followers! Is anyone in the holiday spirit? Lowkey trying here. Comment with your favorite Xmas Carol. Maybe I'll sing it. Hah. Xxx

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[420] I got something today...look at the crystals on these beauties. And OH do they smell delightfully like unwashed farm animals...Craft CBD cannabis, we shall see if it gets me high!

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Wanna know a secret? I record audio porn!

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What do you draw when you get a pen?

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Good-moanin' from my ass and I snapchat-oglesad ???

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Tomorrow is fuckday!

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I'd love to teach you some french

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Wanna see something special? :) I have something for you :) Check my snapchat fadeshire

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Thought we'd do a little mauve purple hair tint...

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