Jizz

Got rejected on a [F]irst date tonight, so I thought I'd try my luck at a first post instead.

gonewildcurvy

Focus on those instead

AsianHotties, nsfwbabyasianhot

{f} should I have done this one yesterday instead?:p

gonewild

Trying to make art, instead of just a dick pic.

ladybonersgw

Finally, a Nina with smile instead

OnOff

Wanted D&D miniatures but got this instead

DnD

Having a super bowl party and instead of watching the game I'm in my room showing you my tatas... Way more fun.

gonewildcurvy

Screw working out, I want to spend all day playing Hotline Miami instead!

ladybonersgw

I wish it was your hand instead

Boobies

I don't [f]eel good, so I give you summertime work boobs instead of cold winter titties.

BigBoobsGW

Readying bull for slaughter, man is killed by it instead

watchpeopledie, AnimalsKillingPeople

Imagine your secretary accidentally sending you this instead of to her bf...

GirlswithGlasses, nsfw, NSFW_AwesomePornPics, better_nsfw, JustTheTop

Skipped Breakfast? Forgot Your Supplements? Take Me Instead.

ladybonersgw

Domina Nyx who quit the business and became a cop in NYC instead

Femdom

With all the US military pics/'support the troops' bullshit the front page, let's take a minute to remember what they are really doing and give our thoughts to their victims instead[NSFW/war]

LateStageCapitalism, conspiracy

My husband doesn't (f)uck me anymore, would you like to instead?

gonewild, DrawMeNSFW

Be my toy instead

altgonewild

Was going to go chop wood, forgot my trousers and my underpants so settled for taking nudes instead.

ladybonersgw

Twitter started blocking every tweet with a link to my site. So tired of constantly having to deal with platform discrimination and technical limitations instead of just doing my actual job making sexy content for people who want it ?

LiaraRoux

Conan tries to learn Korean, has a fantasy fulfilled instead.

bdsm

Wish I could stay home all day and play with these instead of work

gonewildcurvy

When the Pokemon ahegaos instead

PokeSluts, ahegao

Psst! people visiting my profile! Check out r/naughtyfrenchie instead! That's where I post the most

NaughtyFrenchie, u_InternalPay3

38: Can daddy use you instead next time? (gif)

DadsGoneWild, MalesMasturbating, TameYourKitty

When you level up INT instead of STR

hentai

This girl looks like she came to the door asking for donations for the church fundraiser and ended up doing this instead

DirtyPale, TooCuteForPorn, u_reddirt69, SmutKingOfMass, porn

This demon wanted to take your soul. You take his virginity instead. [m/m, trap, anal]

hentaicaptions, traphentai, u_Semen_Sommelier1

I should be studying but i cum inside so[M24]eone's wife instead. srry

Hotwife, Cuckold, u_Bolshoibear

Don't bother taking them off, we can make a hole instead!

PetiteGoneWild, girlsinpantyhose, pantyhose, u_pantyhoselvr214, tights, The_Three_Legs_Inn

Maybe I should buy a Jetski instead?

IShouldBuyABoat, u_ghhjjhh

When you invite a guy for a date but are too shy to fuck but he says its okay and invites you on another, and now you're gonna go fuck in a forest instead

traaNSFW

My face when we get two inches of snow on Halloween. Guess I won't be wearing this Trick or Treating so you guys will have to enjoy it here instead ?

gonewildchubby

Apparently AnalGW didn’t like me, so coming here instead to post my PLASTT-like pose

GuysFromBehind, u_soleguydenver

This should be your hand instead of mine

RealGirls

Skip work and Disney+ and thrust with me instead.

TheDadNextDoor, ondww

I have little titties, wanna motorboat my booty instead? ?

AsiansGoneWild, u_siriussoni, asstastic

I'm tired of writing term papers, write some naughty things on me instead ?

AsiansGoneWild

Can we make Thursday the start of the weekend instead?

Mira_xo, GirlswithGlasses, Nude_Selfie, adorableporn, RealGirls

Brushing up on my rope skills, but I'd much rather be tied up by you instead

bdsm, AbsoluteObedience, BDSMGW, Bondage, Petite_Nymphet, u_bhtic

I was supposed to be having my Graduation Party today, but I tried on some new lingerie for you instead! ?? [oc] [f]

workgonewild

I love playing with my ass instead of studying ?

buttplug, glassplugs, AnalGW, asshole, assfordays, u_jojortc1, u_TheOneNotOne, AnalHD

"Forget jerking to your girlfriends nudes ... you wanna fuck my hand instead? ..."

cuckquean, CheatingCaptions, u_BigPinkCrayon34, u_terminezio, u_pitchardg

We forced ourselves to take a day off from sex. Instead, this happened. Still counts as a rest day, right? [fm]

JackAndJill, circscars

Wanna use your fingers instead?

Fingering, TheEroticSalon, Amateur, RealGirls

Who's in new today instead of getting up?

MassiveCock

I wish you were touching me instead.

RealGirls, Nudes

I think we should change 'No Nut November' to 'Nut In Me November' instead ?

adorableporn, collegesluts, xsmallgirls, u_xyavanna_kementarix, Bottomless

Let's change it to 'Nut in Me November' instead ;)

Nude_Selfie

You can just do me instead

SexyTummies

It's a little too chilly outside for this outfit. Maybe I'll just show you instead

shorthairchicks

Let's play Spot the Doggo in the Background! Or would you rather play Spot the Pussy instead?

GirlswithNeonHair, GracieGreyy

Tried making eggs with ghee instead of butter. Never again.

trypophobia

I think it would be better if I was sitting on your lap instead

barelylegalteens

I don't feel like working out, would you fuck me instead?

PetiteGoneWild

Doing my part #1 (regular reddit instead of dark mode)

quiver

Want some cake instead? (MAWMAIN)

gfur

I'm about to workout, do you want to fuck me instead?

PetiteGoneWild

i think there should’ve been a line up of guys instead of just one

MatingPress

I should be studying for a test I have tomorrow .. but instead I’m..

NSFW_GIF, porn_gifs, The_Best_NSFW_GIFS

How about we 69 instead

traps, u_Jennsxxy2, u_peepingonyou