Jizz

Thanks to 4chan, i'm now into erotic storys instead of porn.

4chan

X-post from r/WTF. Belongs here instead=)

rule34, WTF, NSFWFunny

Sent this to my man and got no response... so I'll share it with you instead ;) [F]

gonewild

Just wanted to show off my fav heels but instead my massive booty steals the show:P

gonewildcurvy

Bought this instead of a Halloween costume (f)

gonewild

Work in (f)ive hours and I'm just gettin baked instead

treesgonewild, bikinibridge

Skipped class, did this instead. [F]

gonewild

They're fun to play with...but it would be better if you were playing instead ;-)

gonewildcurvy

r/gonewildplus seems to think I belong here instead. Just testing the waters, what do you think?

gonewildcurvy

[F]eeling the late night hornies. Can't play so I'll show off a little instead ;)

gonewild

i wish he'd come over and play with me instead. [f]

gonewild

[M]RW I realized I ended up here instead

gonewilder

The guy that's been leading me on for 4 months just told me he's not interested in me anymore. Soooo I'll share this pic with you guys instead <3 [22]

GaybrosGoneWild

Frank Embree, in Fayette, Missouri. He was accused of raping a 14 year-old white girl. Embree maintained his innocence but pleaded after having been whipped over 100 times, said he would confess if they would in his words "hang me or shoot me instead of t

HistoryPorn, HistoryFans

Got Distracted While Cooking And Decided To Fuck On A Chair Instead. ;)

GWCouples

This guy was just searching for Pokemon but finds this instead...

NSFWFunny

I should get up instead o[f] staying in bed all alone

gonewild

Theres no one at the club and im bored...entertain me instead? (F)

gonewild, BestFreePorn

[B/S] After my girlfriend had just dumped me, and my sister came home from another failed date, we started talking about how much easier it would be if we were just in a relationship with each other instead. "Well, we could do that..." I said:

wincest

Maybe the Author of This Anti-LGBT Comic Should Stick to Politics Instead of Drawing Women

badwomensanatomy

intended on buying 1 dress, instead bought 10, here's the 1st one [f]

tightdresses, GoneMild

Never get the salty crisps, peel popcorn instead

curvy

(F)suckable? (autocorrect did this instead of fuckable and I thought it was funny)

gonewild

I have to do chores and run errands today... but I'd much rather stay in bed naked instead.?

RealGirls, GonewildPlug, gonewild, JustTheTop

I'm at work, wishing I was in bed instead

gonewildcurvy

Mia: Moonlit Witch getting tricked (via mating press) instead of being treated this Halloween (h-ipago)

Fire_Emblem_R34

[19F] I should be reading notes instead of slutting around... oops

gonewild, AsiansGoneWild

My wife says her booty gets all the attention. Anyone prefer her 32DDD’s instead?

WouldYouFuckMyWife, cleavage, wifesharing

Feeling pretty sexy for a Monday...maybe I should play with myself instead of working today...

gonewild30plus

[RCT-433] I Was Going To Use This Aphrodisiac On My Girlfriend, But My Older Sister Took It Instead And Went Into Heat In My Room SD - Starring "Azumi Mizushima, Miki Sunohara and Ai Mizushima"

JavDownloadCenter

Can't sleep, so I thought I'd light up y'all's night instead ? [theme]

onmww, xmasgirls

I don't want to go back to work. Who wants to stay at home and [f]uck instead?

gonewild

[NHDTB-053] [HD] I Was In The Hospital, And I Couldn't Ask My Mother To Take Care Of My Sexual Needs, So When My Auntie Came To Visit Me, I Asked Her Instead, And She Kindly And Gently Gave Me A Secret Cowgirl 15 Creampie Specials

JavDownloadCenter

Spending my Sunday doing chores... I'd rather find someone to do me instead!

RealGirls, gonewild, Amateur, u_greenyboy13, asstastic, booty, LabiaGW, PetiteGoneWild

Should be getting ready, doing this instead...

gonewildcurvy, u_angeloslayer

During all my years of WoW addiction, I always wanted the male Tauren look. So I started working out, and instead I got... ugh. ??

gaymersgonewild

The crowds around Temple Square are annoying, so I wrapped lights around my body for you to check out instead ?✨

exmormon_nsfw, u_funsk

Rightoids: the left can't meme and instead just end up writing walls of text. Me:

Drama

I'd rather you be choking me instead ;)

bigtiddygothgf, BigBoobsGW, BreedingMaterial, BoobsAndTities, RateMyRack, voluptuous, Thighs, PunkGirls, Nudes, RealGirls, u_husnuzeybek, curvy, CurvesAreAwesome, u_justasimpleguyidk

No new page today, here's Donette designs instead

UnderTail

I've heard that quarantine makes a lot of ppl depressed, so here... Be happy instead ? Hope it helps.. [f]

gonewild, collegesluts

I tried to give you flowers, but I guess you wanted to see me get naked instead

OnOff, u_p99878

wish this was your (f)ingers instead ?

gonewild, OnlyFans101, u_putariados030

I was getting hot while praying .. so instead I decided to show you my tits! ??

u_MuslimWifeyX, muslimgirls, RepressedGoneWild, u_IranSlutxxx, MuslimWifeyX

Left picture is in February when I wanted to lose 15lbs. Gained 40lbs instead because of quarantine :(

wgbeforeafter

Daddy said I wasn’t allowed to write on the walls anymore so I wrote on myself instead ?

AgePlaying, AsiansGoneWild, gonewild, BodyWriting, freeuse

Pay love instead of paying !!

HentaiAnime, Ecchihentaiparadice

Wishing I was sitting on your lap right now instead (F/39/4'11")

NaughtyWives

I am an adult girl, so before bed, instead of a fairy tale, I need something else

HairyArmpits, MANYVIDS_PR0M0, iluvnakedchicks, Naturalgirls, Bushypussy

I should be unpacking, but instead I'm naked. At least I'm a naked homeowner now ;) [F]

gonewild

Where's all the pussy gripping dicks instead of dildos? (20f)

LipsThatGrip, reversecowgirl, nsfwhardcore, nsfw_gifs, u_tarkan_yildiz

All that fat which could go on her chest goes on her ass instead

Hololewd

Ebony lovers? Can I sit on your face instead.

PetiteGoneWild

Can I squat on your dick instead please?

xsmallgirls, 123nsfw_hidden_faces, AsiansGoneWild

Wish I had your cock instead o[f] this dildo! ;)

gonewild

Can I sit on your face instead of this chair?

BlackGirlsBubbleButts

I should really be studying instead of posing like a slut for internet points...

Sissies, hotrawsex

I left my wife alone on Friday night, she was meant to clean the bathroom. Instead she got all dirty

WouldYouFuckMyWife, NaughtyWives, milf

Samsung's Sam is trying to convince you to forget about your iPhone and buy her instead [Does this count as NTR?] (GogoneaGabriela)

u_NettyWrites, SamsungGirlr34, AraAra, corruptionhentai, hentai, hentaicaptions, hentaifemdom, NSFW_Caption, xxxcaptions, XXXPOWERPORN, NTR, netorare, waifusgonewild, thighdeology, SamsungAssistantR34, u_bishopsknife

I can't use my beloved schierke to make posts like that so i use farnese instead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

berserklejerk