Jizz

redditor get a t-shirt with a slightly odd phrase on it made at his local T-shirt printing shop. He proceeds to post it on reddit whilst claiming he saw it on sale in Japan.

KarmaConspiracy

come get it Guys, no one has claimed it...pm me if you think you are that MAN

GoneWildCD

Guy uses a picture of a cut foot posted 9 hours before and claim it's his

quityourbullshit

It was a morning work ritual. He'd grab her, throw her on the desk, and viciously use her throat until he shot his load into her belly. He claimed it was better than coffee for starting the day right. She was so grateful to have the best boss in the world

maledom

More of my girl's beautiful ass. She still claims her ass looks "gross"... Please tell her how wrong she is.

ass

On average, Americans _claim_ to spend 19.7 minutes on foreplay prior to sex. Worldwide, the UK tops the list with 22.5 minutes. [2004 Durex Global Sex Survey]

Fapucational

"[Max Hardcore] claims that [Bonnie Rotten] received a 'substantial benefit' from appearing in his film, 'Fuck Puppets 2'.

nsfwhardcore, manandwoman

Anyone wanna claim this?!(f)

GoneMild

This is claimed to be Katy Perry I am not 100% sure but it looks very similar to her! What do you think?

NaughtyCelebs, celebnsfw

OP claims he clicked a NSFW link at work with a co-worker nearby, but was saved because Reddit's servers were down. Which is weird because Reddit doesn't host images; links go to another site.

quityourbullshit

Master Claiming His Fox [MM]

yiff

[M][F] He loves to claim my ass...

gonewild

[Soleli] Despite claims of her being a lesbian, Soleli still loves a good cock.

Fire_Emblem_R34

It was at this point that I started to doubt her claims of being a virgin...

nsfw

Shill claims they switched from Bernie to the Cackling Crook, but forgot about one thing: their post history. These people are pathetic and support a pathetic candidate. They're not a match for Trump and his great supporters! [NSFW for Shillbots]

The_Donald

I wanted to claim first boob!

Ajax_House

My wife was sizing me up and claims I belong in this sub - but I'm not sure. Thoughts?

MassiveCock

They claim this gives you wings but it just keeps me up. [closer to 50yo Dad of 3]

OhNoDadWentWild

I love the feeling when a boy claims me with his cum ;) [f18]

gonewild

[/r/Brazzers] Bobbi Starr - A Big Luggage Claim

porn, HDPornGif

Sexy senior claimed my first load of the day

JizzedToThis

Remove to claim your hump day prize

ondww

Anyone else wants to claim her asshole?

Hotwife

Lay my claim

MassiveCock, ratemycock

Day 7: [Selling] Area 51 socks that I've had on for an entire week. Today they were worn in stinky boots to work outside in the heat. They smell just like me. Free US shipping (+tracking) and photos/video included. DM to claim them before the smell wears

usedsocks

My Aussie queen had to come back and claim her crown

JizzedToThis

"Now do you believe me?" another text message came in with a picture attached of the woman claiming to be your male best friend, "This bimbo stole my body! Please, can you come over and help me figure this out? I don't know who else to ask!"

bodyswap

She claims she anal virgin... highly doubt it.

BestBooties

⭐️join my snapchat for $25 and get 5 free videos! today only. DM me to claim.⭐️[OC]

Doja

[selling] this hot pink thong I've had for 3 years, but time to send it to one lucky man ;) DM to claim. Choose how I wear it to fit your desires just in time for Valentines Day ;) [redhead] [firecrotch] [fullbush] [student] [athlete]

HairyPussy, AssholeBehindThong, GoneWildHairy

The ad online claimed these are "beachwear". Probably a good thing I live in a landlocked state.

ondww

Tell me: which one of your pretty little holes should I claim first??

GoneWildTrans, FemdomTrans, TS_Domination, u_WildflowerFaye, traps, u_BlaBlaBla1913, CedehTS

?Ooops ruined my sexy lingerie with my period? after wearing them for 48 hours with my girlfriend! Who wants them? DM to claim [selling] [redhead] [college] [student] [athlete] [lingerie] [lace] [period]

u_missredhead99, FetishLife, usedpanties, DirtyPanties, pantyobsession

These are available, or RAID MY DRAWER (LINKED BELOW) ? PANTIES, SOCKS, BRAS ? Doing Discounts- DM to claim your workout or sexy panties ? [redhead] [fullbush] [college] [athlete] [queer]

u_missredhead99, FetishLife, usedpanties, GoneWildHairy, FuzzyPeeks, pantyobsession

[gusset] check after [24hrs]- think I'll play in them and wear them for 12 more, anyone wanna claim them yet? ? [redhead] [college] [student] [athlete] [selling] [grool]

u_missredhead99, FetishLife, usedpanties, DirtyPanties, pantyobsession

There is a strong parapsychology scene here in AltBoobWorld (occasionally they even have speakers from lands where it's NOT normal to show the boob!). This lady has great interest in spectral floating heads, which she claims to see very frequently

AltBoobWorld

Upvote if you want my Onlyfans for FREE (DM to claim) ?

onlyfansgirls101

Come claim my pussy as yours during a [sext] session! [Pic][vid]

Sexsells

After a day and a half they're getting crusty [selling] for $60/ DM to claim- All orders made today come with FREE THONG? DRAWER IN COMMENTS [REDHEAD] [f] [22] [oc]

u_missredhead99, usedpanties, FetishLife, DirtyPantiesGW

She claims not to be an object but she gets naked if you just ask

OnOff, LegalTeens, SoFuckable

[selling] Got a huge skidmark today, and I know I have some lovers out there? DM to claim [skidmarak] [grool]

u_missredhead99, FetishLife, usedpanties, pantyobsession, DirtyPanties, DirtyPantiesGW

[SELLING] Always so wet when I'm ovulating ?? These stained and grooling panties are READY TO SHIP for $60 ? DM TO CLAIM [f] [22] [pty]

u_missredhead99, FetishLife, usedpanties, DirtyPanties, DirtyPantiesGW, WetPanties, pantyobsession

Had a sweaty booty workout today, what do you think? [selling] this sweaty thong for $50- SHIPPED TODAY ? DM TO CLAIM [thong] [athlete] [booty]

u_missredhead99, booty_queens, fitgirls, AthleticBabes, FetishLife, usedpanties, bigasses

After a long day's work? LABOR DAY SALE ENDS TOMORROW- 10% OFF ALL CUSTOM ORDERS, AND 3 FREE PICS, DM TO CLAIM? DRAWER IN COMMENTS. [SELLING] [SALE] [PTY] [CREAMY]

u_missredhead99, usedpanties, bigasses, booty_queens, BreedingMaterial

“I feel claimed and bonded to him like animals do. I feel like I've already been caught and trapped and he's merely priming me, leaving me to simmer in my juices, anxiously waiting for the moment when he takes his first bite of me.” ― Katy Evans, Real

obsf, maturemilf, LingeriePlus, GilfNextDoor, GoneWildBrunettes, NakedHousewives, 50plusGW

After my 4 mile run ? Who wants some sweaty treats? DM me to claim? [selling] [athlete] [fit] [workout] [pty]- FULL DRAWER IN COMMENTS

u_missredhead99, FetishLife, usedpanties, pantyobsession, FuzzyPeeks, fitgirls, BreedingMaterial

Late night post, who can guess why I'm up? ? You're going to want this g-string when I'm done with it in the morning ? DM to claim [f] [22] [selling] [gstring]

u_missredhead99, FetishLife, usedpanties, BreedingMaterial, bigasses, booty_queens, Booty_Lovers

Who likes my Sunday set? The panties are taken, but this bralette needs a nice new owner?- DM to claim [selling] [calvins] [set]

u_missredhead99, FetishLife, usedpanties, BreedingMaterial, cuteasfuckbutclothed, xsmallgirls, aa_cups, AdorableOnlyfans, onlyfansgirls101, CalvinKleinGirls, undies, u_eisblog

(f) “Sex and excretion are reminders that anyone's claim to round-the-clock dignity is tenuous. The so-called rational animal has a desperate drive to pair up and moan and writhe.” ― Steven Pinker

40plusGoneWild

wanna rip the fishnets off of me and claim this ass? [image][oc][f]

BigAss

spreading myself open for you so you can pick which hole you claim first [image][oc][f]

BonerMaterials

Dying to see my wife in a gang bang? Who wants to join? Claim ur hole in the comments ;)

Cuckold

Who's claiming this cutie tonight?

jerkbudss

No, I don't think there are any April Fools posts. There was an idea for a day of fully clothed posts, claiming it as the "1st April AltBoobWorld Mardi-Gras" but they'd all get downvoted or reported as spam. It's all a bit tedious anyway.

AltBoobWorld

Dear Mr. Navalny: You claim to hate Islam, yet you fast during Ramadan. Interesting. Abe Abraham - Turning Point Mosul

SyrianCirclejerkWar

Portrait photograph of Miss Vera Parker, 1919, Arnold Genthe. Genthe was a pioneering American photographer who claimed to have held the first color-photograph exhibition in the United States. His exhibition was almost certainly predated by several others

PornMuseum

Byleth claiming Rhea

BylethM, FireEmblemWaifus

Since my sister and I both took the same swap class they figured that we should be paired. My sister has been hating it and claims I rigged it. Me on the other hand I have been enjoying myself. Role play

bodyswap

Very Fertile Pussy ready to be knocked up, who wants to claim it. [F]

knockmeup

[F]ully claimed and filled by...

gonewild