Jizz

I've been lurking in this subreddit for about a month. Finally my gear has been delivered and at 26 years old I'm about to shave like a man for the first time. Wish me luck.

wicked_edge

1,000,000 Comment karma broken for the first time. Thanks andrewsmith1986 for making me feel better about how much time I waste on Reddit.

funny

All I think about when people post about their first time shaving their privates(nsfw)

funny

It's almost that time, swim suit time! Who likes a tatted blonde? (F)antasize about me? ;)

gonewild

I've never been with a girl but I think about it a lot. Look how much I came last time I got off thinking about (f)ucking another girl. I want to be your little slut

lesbians

[F]irst time on here, still a little shy about it. Let's see what the fuss is all about..

gonewild

I keep hearing about the charliecharlie challenge thing. Every time I read about it I just imagine this.

Supernatural

This pic of me about to get plowed for the first time by my kind, older, sugar daddy. heavily edited because i'm paranoid about his wife. :(

GoneWildCD

That time Bruce talked about himself in the third person about Batman. Weird right? In Batman #51

DCcomics

You loved her the first time I shared. How about this time?

SexyTummies

Just hit under 200 pounds for the first time in about 3 years. Feeling good about myself!

ladybonersgw

I saw [m]y 9.5 friend through her window last night. I came 3 times before bed, and I'm about to this morning. I can't stop thinking about her perfect little body.

gonewild

It says something about Reddit when a post about a fat chick standing behind five pies is gilded FIVE times and the 1000+ comment thread is LOCKED presumably because people are making fun of her fatness. What are they saying? She's fat.

ImGoingToHellForThis, OldLadiesBakingPies

Come set up a time to [kik] with me later or talk to me about a [GFE] where we can get nerdy and dirty. Ask me about making a custom [pic] set for you as well!

Sexsells

My wife is curious about sharing her "3rd time pregnant" breasts and nipples here. She says she's nervous about it and wants feedback, but I think she just wants to show off!

Breeding

31/M/6'1"/165 lb - always been self conscious about my stomach, but as I've gained about 20 lbs in past decade, literally all my weight goes there. Time to really hit the gym. Encouragement/tips welcome.

normalnudes

/r/redacted every time a D-list celebrity they never cared about or heard of before says a mildly negative thing about President Trump

The_Donald

Everything about her is perfect. Lost track of how many times she has made me explode with an earth shattering amount of jizz when thinking about pounding her tight body

JizzedToThis

2018 Body Gratitude Month 2 Day 11 - I go long periods of time without worrying about the hair on my tits. Lost my shame about it, mostly

stillinmetamorphosis, gonewildcurvy, GoneWildHairy

M32 - feeling like my body is changing now I'm into my 30s. Too skinny but also getting too soft at the same time. Always been worried about being too thin but now starting to get a "dad" chest and belly. And small nipples and long foreskin to worry about

normalnudes

38M 205 lbs 6.0 ft. This time 2 years ago I weighed 285. I know I lost alot weight but I'm still worried about my body . I still have a gut and worried about penis and chest size

normalnudes

(M) and if you think I'm worried about that she know it was the only time and that's when I popped x ain't shit you can say or do now to break us up. This Reddit world she knew I did this ask her twin . She know she told her about my old account soooooo w

gonewild

you’re starting to realize you miss me and I’ve been thinking about you the whole time. Forget about the hot chocolate.

gonewild

Speaking about anal? How about two BBC in Asshole at the same time?

MasterOfAnal

This is what happens when you talk about sex and also about getting a dog at the same time

texts

20M/146lbs/5’6 I’ve always felt insecure about my body so I started hitting the gym 6 times a week. Also very insecure about the size of my dick

normalnudes

Thinking about choking her with my hard cock gets me every time. How about you?

JizzedToThis

I might jo to my sister for the first time tonight. Can't stop thinking about her. kik: johnnyboy6969 if you want to talk about her.

jobuds

One time i posted asking about her in a gangbang and she didn't know it was me she found out by a friend about the post am i a bad person? ??

JizzedToThis, BlackWorldOrder, BlackHerNow, jobuds

24M/5'10/199 lbs First time below 200 lbs in a while and I am happy about that. I'm still undecided about all of my body hair though.

normalnudes

19, feeling really insecure about my size cause media, about to have sex for the first time and I'm very nervous of how this person's gonna view me, open to any opinions! nsfw

averagepenis

Nsfw. In a post asking about a double-ended dildo for a lesbian couple to stimulate them both at the same time. Man absolutely cannot stand that there’s a conversation that’s not about him

actuallynotlesbians

It's about lunch time, how about a hoagie?

MassiveCock

It's about lunch time, how about a hoagie?

ThickDick

It's about lunch time, how about a hoagie?

cock

It's about lunch time, how about a hoagie?

penis

It's about lunch time, how about a hoagie?

mangonewild

It's about lunch time, how about a hoagie?

ratemycock

It's about lunch time, how about a hoagie?

cockheadlovers

It's about lunch time, how about a hoagie?

Perfectdick

It's about lunch time, how about a hoagie?

MONSTERCOCKS

What you think about size? Flaccid I just have 8cm. And middle-erect between 13 - 15cm. And just 12cm circumference. My head are thinking about how my penis is short all time, because I do sports and their flaccid penis are so much bigger than mine.

averagepenis

48M/5'11"/180 About to be single again. Was so worried about being alone, I didn't get married until 40. Realized I've been alone for year. First time sharing privately or openly.

normalnudes

I made a bid to swap bodies with Heidi about a month ago and forgot about it. I was shocked when I woke up in her body this morning in Denmark. It looks like she has plane tickets to America for a vacation too. I guess it's time to go on vacation, just wi

bodyswap

Hey coach, I was about to shower. I can’t stop thinking about the time you joined me...

sissykik

Nervous about [m]y first time posting anything like this... Feeling good about the nails, though ;)

bigonewild

I'(m) about to delete this account, so a one time offer; any ladies that want to, message me and I will give you real life details about me. Name, location, even my instagram or snapchat if you want. Hmu

gonewild

[24] About to delete this account, so I have a limited time offer for any interested ladies; message me and I will provide upon request real life details about myself. Name, location, even instagram or snapchat if you want. Hmu?

ladybonersgw

My ex has told me about cock she’s taken since we broke up, but won’t tell me about a few times. Help me fill in what happened to her. Kik a_hicks789

Cuckik

I don't understand the big deal about nudity. Want to hear about the time I got naked in front of all my friends?

ladybonersgw, DadsGoneWild

I get turned on when I think about how hot I look underneath my dress ;) Something about being innocent and naughty at the same time is so (f)un!

gonewild

Truth: I'm obsessed with Voyeurism!! We found a sex club last year and have gone countless times. Something about being in a club and getting fucked in front of 100+ people makes my pussy so wet! I'm wet now just thinking about it ? Ugh I'm a slut aren't

DirtyConfession

fun fact about me: I have to cum at least 6 times a day ? what's a fun fact about you?

bigasses, Booty_Lovers, booty_queens, xsmallgirls, TotalBabes, fitgirls, FuzzyPeeks, BreedingMaterial, RealGirlz, u_missredhead99, usedpanties

You spend 95% of your time in fron of the porn screen. You don’t care about homework, you don’t care about the trash piling up around you. All you need to be happy is your pumping throbbing PENIS and the wonderful porn universe in front of you.

GoonGay

UPDATE❣️You asked a lot about exclusive content & personal contact, so now I finally made an Onlyfans account! I really enjoyed my time on Reddit, but I had some experiences in the last weeks, that didn’t make me feel so good about it. I’m really look

u_Sweetheartxo21, fiona_aaa, ShortTermInvestments

11200ccs, 25lbs of Silicone Cohesive Gel and I still find myself from time to time thinking about going bigger

BreastExpansion, ProgressiveGrowth

Tb the five people who see this... Jk, why do people keep posting that bs?! I slept in about seven hours late for peak Reddit posting time haha but I'm gonna restrain myself from crying about it in the caption

MatureHardcore

I never talk shit cuz why would I spend time telling you about people I don't like when we can talk about anal vibrators ?

ass, asstastic

A while back, I told my wife about a crazy fantasy I had to share her with other men. Reluctant at first, the slow progression has been exquisite. I went back and found the first time she admitted to fantasizing about it on her own. (hope it's not too van

hotwifetexts

Talking about whores is time to talk about Lana, wooowww look that huge pubis ???

BitchesDivasWrestling