Jizz

Didn't do this at work, but I did do it 30 minutes before my shift. This is after it was sewed back on (NSFW)

KitchenConfidential

High Elf Archer [Goblin Slayer!]

animearmpits

I won’t bother trying to fit it inside

MassiveCock, sizecomparison

Big Boote'd Nerd

ass

Threesome g/g/g [vid]s, [kik], or a day of [snp] available today only! Get a video [rate] from all three ladies for $75!

Sexsells

Her afternoon date with BBC [OC]

Cuckold, BBCSluts, BlackIsBetter, ChurchOfTheBBC

Ovulating, who wants a bite while I'm ripe?

nsfwbuys, u_Win168k

They're sensitive

bigareolas

I do love my legs in a cute swea[t]er dress

LegsGW

Would you help me to get hard?

foreskin

Got myself a new thong

GaybrosGoneWild, MaleUnderwear

KDA Akali is thirsty

Rule34LoL

Missing summer [f]

GoneMild, u_Donwilson3214

Ridiculously Hot

sabrinalynnci, u_millertime8202, u_Lone_Wolf_452

Halle Berry in Swordfish was the reason I masturbated so much when I was 16. This woman was pivotal in my life.

JerkOffToCelebs