Jizz

I fucked this pussy 8 years ago and gave it its first oral orgasm. I shit you not.

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Looks like the ghost from Scream

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Don't get mad, get even. The site was just fake but here it is to stop you all having to get clicks.

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If you noticed her earrings, you're doing it wrong!

ass

Ok PETA you win, where should I make my deposit?

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I would totally build a pool if she was the one to clean it...

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Pretty Blonde

voluptuous

BLAM!

ass

Japan you want my car to smell like what? (possibly NSFW)

reddit.com, WTF

I am David Beckham and I approve this booty. [NSFW]

pics

Line 'em Up

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When purchasing a new bicycle, make sure the color of the seat is taken into consideration (semi-NSFW)

pics, bicycling, funny, fences, KarmaConspiracy, Thaivestite, 5555555, eddit10yearsago

TIL that George Harrison made a cameo in Monty Python's Life of Brian.

todayilearned

Wow, look at the size of this girls lips!

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You just know she'll do anything.

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