Jizz

'I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.'

OnOff, girlsuncovered

'Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.'

OnOff, girlsuncovered

Tattooed chest

PreggoPorn

'My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely.'

OnOff, girlsuncovered

'Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.'

OnOff, girlsuncovered

'If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.'

OnOff, girlsuncovered

What are you thinking about? (F)(23)

gonewild

[M]y [F]rench asshole fucked + magic wand. How would you react if I told you I have more than just pictures of that?

gonewild, assholegonewild

Katayama Moemi

AsianArmpits, armpitfetish, underarms

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.'

OnOff, girlsuncovered

I'm no acrobat, but I thought this might be appreciated here.

ladybonersgw

Princess Daisy has got Peach's back. Or gotten into her backside at least. (SandyRex) [Super Mario Bros]

rule34, mariorule34

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.'

OnOff, girlsuncovered

Meidoll Cumpilation

CumHentai, hentai

Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!'

OnOff, girlsuncovered